Black Sheep

I am .. no doubt, the 'black sheep' of the family. In fact, that is an actual picture of Me. In reality, if you want to know what I really look like, take a glance at good 'ol Grizzly Adams on the right hand side of my page. All kidding aside, I think I could just about pass as His twin .. it's really getting long. NOT THAT!! THE BEARD, YOU PERVERTS!

But back to being the 'black sheep'. The weird part is, I don't see Myself as the 'black sheep', which is probably what most oddballs think. They think 'they' are perfectly normal and everyone ELSE is weird. Well if that's the case, then I guess I fit that mold perfectly.

I would like to propose an argument as to why I'm the 'black sheep', and when I show each point individually, I think you'll see why I wonder why I'm the oddball and not everyone else.

I'm the 'black sheep' because:

- I doubt a religion that has NEVER made any sense to Me My entire life. I'm just saying it's either true or not!! It's that simple.

- I'm a cold hearted prick because I think parents should actually stay home and raise their own kids. Yup .. that's a pretty wild concept .. I know.

- I'm insensitive because I think stupid, lazy, Americans got us into this economy disaster by thinking they could have 'something for nothing'. For lying on their loans, and then refinancing to the max to re-do the entire house with all the bells and whistles.

- I'm the oddball because I think people who get free handouts like food stamps, heating assistance, housing assistance, are probably the exact people who SHOULDN'T be getting them.

- I'm strange because I don't really care to be around people. OK, OK ... I'll give you this one .. it is a little bit abnormal.

- I'm not normal because instead of bending over and taking it up the rear to pay taxes to bail out all the greedy, corrupt, failed businesses in the country .. I choose to make so little, that I don't end up paying in! Hey! At least I'm taking a stand!

- I'm the apparent weird-o because when I drive My car around I like to be aware of my surroundings and road conditions and other drivers. Unlike MOST of the drivers out there with a damn cell phone glued to their ear, and double cheeseburger, pop, and I-Pod in their hands .. talking to somebody about absolutely NOTHING while listening to rap music at 120 decibels!

- I don't fit in at the job because I actually have 'work morals' that tell Me to DO THE JOB I was hired for. Not to find any possible way to avoid it, or think of the best possible way to make it stretch out twice as long as it should take. And I get looked down for NOT being a lazy, worthless, putz! Interesting.

- I have no soul because I feel if you file for bankruptcy, you should have everything taken away and sold, and in return, you get a $5000.00 trailer and a 10 speed bike. Good Luck!! Well at least you gotta give Me some credit, it would certainly deter A LOT of people from filing in the first place!

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Well, if all these things make Me the odd person out, then I guess that's just what I am. If all the rest of you want to keep rewarding failure and stupidity, I guess I can't stop you. All I can do is the same thing I've always done .. buck the system and keep being the 'Black Sheep' I was meant to be. AMEN.

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Todays RBV: Mark 15:33 And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour.

I find it interesting that other than the Bible, there is NO record ANYWHERE, that suddenly the whole land mysteriously turned dark for 3 hours. You would think such an unprecedented event like this would have made it into just about ALL the records back then. Hmmmmm.

Quadrillion

Quadrillion .. kind of a strange word, but I bet it won't be for long.


A quadrillion is the number that comes after trillion. In other words, the order goes hundred, thousand, million, billion, trillion, and then quadrillion.

The reason I bring this up is because at the rate this country is going, I think we're all going to be using this word more often in the future. Remember the days when 'Millionaire' meant a hell-of-a-lot of money? Now it's thrown around so much it don't mean squat! Now billion is the old million ... and trillion is the shocking number. Well if we keep on living as dumb as we have in the past, then the word quadrillion isn't to far around the corner.

How can we possibly expect to solve our financial crisis by printing more money out of thin air? How can we possibly expect to solve our financial crisis by bailing out every sorry ass business that isn't turning a buck? How can the everyday people end the economy crisis when they all think that money is 'plastic'?? How can anything get fixed when the whole nation is under the assumption 'buy now-pay later' is the American way?

Yeah, yeah .. I know, most people blame the greedy, corrupt bankers that caused all this. NOT ME! I think it's pretty much EXPECTED for the bankers to act the way they did! It's the everyday American that I blame! YUP ... I blame the American people for being stupider than stupid! If you're stupid enough to think you can buy a house with no money down, AND be able to lie about your income, AND get money back on closing, AND then refinance 3 times to get MORE money to revamp the entire house .... then you're too stupid to even be living in a house in the first place. Go wander the alleys and eat some discarded restaurant food out of the dumpsters.

But the problem wasn't that a few stupid people did this ... not even that a few thousand people .. but more like many MILLIONS of people did this, and in the process, broke the back of our country. Thanks! Can't tell you just how proud I am of all of you! To think that you ... as an ADULT, could think you could get away with it, and just continue living like nothing ever happened ... well ... I'm scared to think of the values that you teach your kids if your that dumb to begin with.

Whatever happened to hard work? Whatever happened to saving for something? Whatever happened to the value of a dollar? Whatever happened to starting with little and building up to something better as time goes on .. like your car, or your house? Stupid, spoiled, greedy, yuppy, pricks have brought this nation to our knees.

And don't think I'm letting the bankers slide away free of charge! Their greedy pricks! OF COURSE THEY ARE! But if someone to told you to jump off a cliff ... would you? If they handed you a gun and said fire it at your head ... would you? Of course you say NO ... but in this case I wish you would have said YES .. then we wouldn't be in this mess were in to begin with!!

So I present the word"Quadrillion". If we keep going down the same track were on, your going to be seeing a lot more of it. That is unless the countries that we owe all this money to don't 'call in their markers' before then and take over our nation that they pretty much already own!

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Todays RBV: Luke 9:39 And, lo, a spirit taketh him, and he suddenly crieth out; and it teareth him that he foameth again, and bruising him hardly departeth from him.9:42 And as he was yet a coming, the devil threw him down, and tare him. And Jesus rebuked the unclean spirit, and healed the child, and delivered him again to his father.


So epilepsy is caused by the devil! Wow, the medical community will be shocked to hear this one. Yup .. just another verse, among MANY that shows that the Bible was written and inspired by MAN and not GOD!

Toys 4 Tots

Terrible news, Americans are not giving to the Toys 4 Tots campaign that they have every year. You know what I say? BIG F-ING DEAL!!!

Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy didn't overspend their income and buy a house that's priced way above their head, the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy wouldn't have 'charged' their lifestyles away to Visa and Mastercard, the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy would have bought a car that they could afford, instead of a car just for the 'image', the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy would stay at home and COOK a meal, and sit down with the family for supper instead of constantly going out to eat all the time, the kids would have a happy Christmas.

Yes indeed, you brilliant minded parents out there who are bringing this country to it's knees because of your lazy, spoiled, pathetic life have the little kids unable to get a toy for Christmas this year. You must be so proud of yourselves. Overspending, charging, late payments, buying things you don't need OR can't afford. You guys are the best! Now that you've lived your 'fake' lifestyle thinking that your shit don't stink, you have the audacity to ask to government to bail your ass out. Well I sincerely raise my right hand and extend my middle finger to you!! Eat my nutsack, and go out and enjoy some dumpster food for a few years.

It's so nice to see the kids suffer because Mommy and Daddy don't have a clue how to live their life. How come the innocent are always getting the raw end of the deal? What the hell did the kids do wrong? Not only are the kids innocents, but they are being instilled by the SAME parents on how to live and how to spend money!!! How F-d up is that??? Now in another 15-20 years the problem will start all over again with the kids making the same stupid decisions.

Like I wrote back on August 30, 2008 under "If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em", the human body has a fatal flaw in the system as it lets ANYONE have kids. But I won't get into that subject here, if you like you can go read about it on your own.

So all you poor kids out there who are not going to get a present this year, why don't you go ask your Mommy to take some of Her jewelry or fancy clothes to the pawn shop to get some money to buy you a gift. Or go ask Daddy to put his jet ski or satellite radio system in the 'for sale' section of the paper to get you a gift this Christmas. Go ahead ... DO IT!! Hit 'em where it hurts!! Maybe those poor puppy dog faces that you give them will snap them into reality, because nothing else has. AMEN!!

Here's a toast !

Here's a toast! To every overspent bastard who is foreclosing on their house because they bought more house than they could afford.


Here's a toast! To every dill-hole who maxed out all their credit cards and had loans up the butt so they could file for bankruptcy and have it forgiven.


Here's a toast! To every bleeding heart liberal who lets people like Casey Anthony live and have court case after court case at taxpayers expense even when the evidence is so strong against Her. Ohhhh like the overwhelming smell of a DEAD CORPSE in the trunk of Her car perhaps ???


Here's a toast! To all you yuppie, climbing to the top off the corporate ladder, ass kissing, suit wearing, brown nosing, wannabe CEO idiots out there who think that WORK is the most important part of their life.


Here's a toast! To every corrupt televangelist who STOLE money from desperate people in desperate situations in the hope that an "Imaginary Jesus" would help them if they just gave Him money.


Here's a toast! To every Catholic priest who molested a child and was FORGIVEN by the church and had to show NO RETRIBUTION back for His crimes.

And finally, here's a toast! To every stupid, worthless, sorry excuse for a human being out there who pisses me off on a daily basis. You give me something to live for.

P.S. - I have arthritis in my nipples.




Todays RBV: Acts 2:31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.


Holy Crap, if even JESUS was in hell .... what hope do I have???

Money

Ah yes, more headline news on bankruptcies, this time it's AIG and Lehman brothers.

Money. Why is it such a problem in peoples lives these days? Why doesn't anyone have enough of it? Why do so many people ruin their lives and marriages because of it? Why is it so tough to save some?

These are questions that pass through my head almost everyday. I just don't get it. It's as simple as A-B-C. You need to make MORE than you spend to survive. That's it!!! Nothing special there! The secret of eternal wealth is now in your hands!!

Honestly people, what the hell is the matter with you? If you take in 2 grand a month and are consistently spending 3 grand a month .. you MAY have a problem down the road. I challenge EVERYONE to write down everything you spend money on in one month. I don't care what it is. You buy a candy bar, write it down. You pay the house payment, write it down. Got a hooker while the wife was away, write it down. EVERYTHING!

Now at the end of the month take a look at what you spent. Categorize it, like medical costs, bills, groceries and such. Now if you spent more than you made, then you need to come up with a solution. Where can I cut some spending? There is ALWAYS somewhere! It's either that, or get another job to increase you income. That's the only 2 possible solutions folks, it's that simple.

Actually, you should earn MORE than what you spend on a consistent basis. Let's say you pull in $2500 per month, you really should only be spending about $2000-$2200 each month. You should have a few hundred dollars left of "just in case" money. I like to think of it as a car payment, that's the amount of money you should have left after you subtract all your expenditures. Now this few hundred dollars per month extra comes in handy when you have those months that seem to go overboard on spending each year. How about December and Christmas, or summertime vacations, how about the fridge conking out, or a major car repair? It's no problem when you always have a few hundred bucks left over in savings at the end of each month. And if these things rarely happen, that's even better. You'll build up a savings even faster. Soon you'll have a few hundred in the bank, then a few thousands, before you know it you'll have 10 or 20 thousand in the bank. It's not that hard, just discipline and time.

Then when you get a few grand built up, you can throw some in a CD at your bank and draw double the interest of a savings account, and each year you have it in there you'll get another 100 bucks or so in interest, then that interest starts getting interest and so on. Then when you have a few grand stashed aside and you still have some extra after that, you can start killing off that house payment and paying it off in 1/2 the time saving you another 50 grand in interest.

And another thing .. NO LOANS!! No more God Damn loans. Just the house payment, THAT'S IT! If you can't afford to pay for it, you don't need it! You don't need a car on payments. No you don't!! Don't be a dumbschmit! Cars drop in value faster than my manhood on a cold day. Buy yourself a decent used car for 3-4 grand and be happy. Then when you start saving money each month, down the road, you can have a new car! That goes for TV's, boats, jet skis, snowmobiles, and anything else you want to get a loan for. FORGET IT! Cash or bust people! WAKE UP!

But back to the basic principle. You need to make MORE than what you spend. That's really what it's all about. Solve that problem and you've solved ALL the problems. And I believe it's not how much you make, but what you do with what you got! It don't matter if you make a million bucks a year, you CAN outspend your income! You have to adjust YOUR lifestyle to fit your current income. If you don't pull in 6 grand a month, hey I'm sorry, but maybe you don't need that new car on payments, a good used car will be just fine. Maybe you don't need that 19' ski boat, that 4 wheeler, the flat screen TV's. Get rid of them!! You can have them when and IF you start making more money! Trust me, the toys will still be there to buy when you want them down the road. How about cell phones? Do you need them? Well as hard as it is to believe, just a few short years ago they were all but none existent. And a lot of you are paying over 100 bucks a month for a couple cell phones just so you can look cool and call text someone while rear ending another person at a red light because you weren't paying attention.

Now don't get me wrong, if you making good money and you like toys, HEY, more power to ya. Go get 10 cars, a dozen cell phones, a fleet of boats. Have fun! But I'm talking about the average dink out there who thinks they DESERVE this lifestyle despite the fact that they pull in a whopping $25,0000/ year. Then they live that way a few years and end up filing for bankruptcy because of their stupidity and end up have the rest of us to pay for it. DEADBEATS!!

So get your shit together people, money is not that tough. If you insist on having all them damn things you don't need, then go get another job to pay for it. But better yet, figure out how you can get rid of some STUFF, and start living within the lifestyle that your income shows. AMEN!

Don't forget to grab a broke person and have them spade or neutered! Thank you.

Todays RBV:

The missing commandments.

11. Thou shalt spend LESS than what thou makes.

12. Thou shalt not give anymore money to the church. Keep it to thyselves.

13. Thou shalt not have any other loans before me.

14. Thou shalt forbid use of thy credit cards.

15. Thou shalt livith within thine income level.

Get rich quick scheme!

So you wanna get rich, I mean filthy, stinking, rotten rich!!

I've got some perfect get rich quick scheme plans that REALLY work. It's actually not that complicated, and not even a big secret. In fact, some of these have been going on since the beginning of time, and there's no end in sight. They all have one thing in common however, they take advantage of STUPID PEOPLE. THAT ALONE should tell you that this is a fool-proof plan.

Plan number one:

Start a religion. Yeah, why not, it's very lucrative, and you NEVER have to prove it works. You just pass it off as faith ... "You just have to believe in faith." If anything goes wrong, it's faith! You can't lose!

So start you own religion today. Tell people that there are alien ostriches watching over us and one day they will come to take us away to the ends of the universe to live in paradise if we just believe in them ...... OH, I almost forgot .. AND give them A LOT of money. Yup, you can't get taken away by magical ostriches if you don't give them money. They need money!!! You can't expect these ostriches to just finance this shit on their own do you?? Hell no, they need money to come down and snatch all you humans up.

Trust me, if you really did this scheme, I'd be willing to bet you would have a following one day, and enough money to make a very comfortable living. It's TRUE, very sad .. but true.





Plan number two:

Sell exercise equiptment.

Yup, it's that simple. Take some crap you have laying around the house, figure out a way to use it to get some exercise from it, get a patent, and you'll be rolling in dough! It really don't matter what you find to use, people will fall for it. You could sell your rolling pin and with the right "spin" .... people will pay $39.95 plus S+H for it. How about selling the elastic strips in your underwear? Yeah, just pan it off as "resistance bands", get yourself a "celebrity" to lie about it, and you'll have more money than you know what to do with. Need another idea? How about a 99 cents rubber ball at Walmart? Pass this off as a exercise ball and show them how they can build muscle by balancing on it and sell it for 30 bucks. How about a bag of flour? Lift it up and down over your head 30 or 40 times, build up your muscles, and sell it for 20 bucks. It'll work, TRUST ME!!

You could take just about anything out there and call it fitness equiptment and people will buy it with the hopes and dreams that they can become "fit and trim" while they eat Big Mac's and fries. Don't forget, people are stupid .. this is the basic principle on EVERYTHING you need to sell stuff.

Plan number three.

Start a Debt consolidation business.

Tell people that if they give you a thousand bucks, you'll put all their debt into one big bill and they will only have one payment instead of ten. Never mind that the fees their giving you will cost them even more, and with the new payment plan, they will be 140 years old before they pay it off. They are to stupid to see that stuff. They just want to free up more money each month so they can get further into debt.

Don't like this money plan? Hey, then start a bank. Have you ever seen a run down, old, dirty, crappy looking bank? NO! All banks are very nice, plush, and fancy. Do you know why? Because they make A LOT of money! Who do you think pays for all that stuff? YOU DO!


So there you have it .. take your pick! And don't worry about "other people" are already doing that in my area. It don't matter!! You can't have an overabundance of this stuff, it's a bottomless pit!! THAT'S THE BEAUTY of these plans!!! So get busy and start taking advantage of stupid people and soon you'll be rolling in dough and never have to work another day in your life.



Todays RBV:

2nd Chronicles 29:22 So they killed the bullocks, and the priests received the blood, and sprinkled it on the altar: likewise, when they had killed the rams, they sprinkled the blood upon the altar: they killed also the lambs, and they sprinkled the blood upon the altar.


Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick .. is there any end to the gruesome acts in the Bible? I think not!

Payday loans !!

How cool ... a bank for stupid people. We have these "payday loan" shops every few blocks around here, kinda like churches.

So here's how it goes when your dumb enough to go to one of these places. Your stupid enough to not have enough money to buy some Macaroni and Cheese, so you pop into a Payday Loan shop with one of your old paystubs (to prove you make money) and an I.D. Then you sign some paperwork, write a postdated check, and get, let's say, $500.00 in advance until your next payday, lets say, 2 weeks. Then when your check date comes up, they cash it and get the money back plus an interest rate of ...... ohhhhhh 500% !!!!!!

Let me ask you this? Are you people out of your flippin' mind? 500% ?? COME ON!! I would ask if your really THAT stupid but since they have a shop every 500 yards, I guess my question is already answered. Why stop at 500%, what's wrong with 20,000%?? Why not, when you've reached this point of stupidity, it really don't matter anymore. Here's an idea, from now on, every time you get paid, just take 50 bucks into a payday loan shop and hand it to them, no questions asked. Even if you don't have a loan with them, just pop in and give them 50 bucks. It shouldn't bother you, since your to stupid to know the value of money anyway.

Do you realize that when you get $500 bucks from them for 2 weeks, then in the end you pay them an additional $95.90 for the loan you ARE INDEED paying 500% annual interest??? That number in percentages is not even comprehensible to me as it's WAY past loan sharking. Wow, what a deal, someone will give me $500 bucks in advance if I give him $600 in 2 weeks.

And if you don't pay it off right away, then the real fun begins. If you stretch out that 2 week loan to 6, 8, 10 weeks, you'll owe them another $500 ..... JUST IN INTEREST!!! Smart move! I just cannot for the life of me figure out how people are so stupid with money. Weather it's their checkbook, credit cards, cash flow, payday loans ..... you just so damn gullible. You are, indeed, succeeding at one thing and one thing only, making OTHER people rich (at your stupidity by the way).

I believe that if you can't afford it, don't get it. Wow, another crazy thought. Yup, I got a million of them. The only thing you should have on payments is your house, that's it! Everything else should be paid in FULL! Yes, that includes your car too. But you say, "How could I possibly pay for my $30,000 car in full??" Well that's my point, what the hell are you doing with a $30,000 CAR if you can't afford to pay for it?? If you can't afford to pay for it, you should be driving a $2000 car. Then, and here's the weird part, when you accumulate more money in savings by not having a car on payments, you can, down the road, BUY A BETTER CAR!!!

But I know what your thinking, that's not the American way! Yeah, I know, buy now, pay later. OR, buy now, and pay twice as much later. Well you and your stupid "keep up with the Jone's" attitude can continue to wonder why your living paycheck to paycheck for the rest of your life, and still paying off your house when your 65. I on the other hand, choose to drive good used vehicles, paid in full, don't own a credit card, and will never take out a loan again. And with any luck, I shall be a TRUE home owner, in full, long before my loan matures. And when my house loan is paid off, guess what happens, a whole bunch more money becomes free of interest and gives me MORE money.




Money is a really cool thing, it's almost like a living creature. It can eat you alive, or become your best friend. In other words, it works just as well FOR you, as it does against you. Because when it's working against YOU, it's working for SOMEONE ELSE. And this is why, it is absolute stupidity to ever step foot in a payday loan shop, because your making somebody else rich. I've actually written a book on money called "Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why are people so stupid with their money?" And for your donation of only $19.95, YOU TOO can discover the hidden secrets of how to never worry about money again.

Actually, the book story is true, I did write it, but if your dumb enough to pay for it, then I rest my case on stupid people.


I'm sure our Lord and savior will have some ideas on how to handle your money.


Number 18:26 Speak to the Levites and say to them: 'When you receive from the Israelites the tithe I give you as your inheritance, you must present a tenth of that tithe as the LORD's offering.

You see, even God has a payday loan scheme! Hey, I never said He was dumb. Which is exactly why so many televangelists do so well. Even after they have been exposed as a fraud, they come back for more. You know why?? It's damn lucrative!! (and apparently they don't have a soul).

Housing bailout

Well just another thing to piss me off!! The good old U.S. of A is going to sign into effect help for all the housing foreclosures that are happening. In other words, all the deadbeats who can't pay their house payments will now get government assistance to lower their payments through lower rates, government loans and such. Just another example of how you are allowed to be as STUPID as you want in the USA, because someone will always be there to bail your ass out.

Imagine all these idiots out there with their financial woes on their house. I would bet my right nut that 80% of them bought a house that was not only more house than they needed, but more house than they can afford. Then a couple years later when all the late fees add up and they get too far behind that the bank is about to take the house back, what happens? Government comes along and bails these deadbeats out.

I say, if you lose your house because you can't make the payment, then "you lose your house because you can't make the payment". I know .. I know .. another crazy thought by ME !! Yes, I said it, you lose your house, and then what, where will you live, how will you survive?? I COULDN'T CARE LESS!!! It's not my job to balance your damn personal budget! Why didn't you think about this before you bought a house twice the size of what you needed just to have the image of looking rich. Go walk the streets and dig in the dumpster for food for all I care, I'm sick and tired of bailing out deadbeats in this country who have every sob story imaginable. As for the banks that loaned them the money, screw 'em!! Maybe a few hundred banks need to fold up too, I mean we have more banks than we do churches around here, everywhere you look is a damn bank. Don't get me wrong, I blame the home owners for their stupidity, but if the banks are taking a chance and borrowing money to "iffy" propositions, then let them fall too. Bottom line, you make stupid decisions, your suffer the consequences.

I bet I could have retired already if I could get back all the tax dollars I've spent helping out deadbeats in my lifetime. And 80% of them are all for one thing and one thing only .. STUPIDITY !! All those worthless, scum sucking leaches that filed for bankruptcy, just to get their debts wiped clean but magically get to keep their house, car, boat, and on and on. Needless to say, my blood is boiling right now, and I will have to change the topic off of bankruptcies again and save it for another day.

You know money is just like anything else in life. It's a topic, or an issue that you have to deal with everyday. Like personal hygiene, let's say you don't shower but once a month, chances are your going to stink like one of my farts. That's the conclusion, you stink!! Did you notice that the government didn't come along and bathe you? NO, you just stink! How about not taking care of your vehicle? Haven't done an oil change in 5 years? Guess what .. you car will probably not be running very much longer. That's it!! The government will not be there with a brand new vehicle to help you out of your stupidity. But hey, not with money!! I'm a IDIOT who charged everything under the sun to Mastercard and now I'm 6 months behind on my house and car loans. Don't worry my poor American lowlife!!! SUPERGOVERNMENT IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!! B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T-!-!-! Did I mention this topic pisses me off ??

There is some GOOD news amongst all this bad news. Suicide rates among people who are about to have their home foreclosed is on the rise, along with alcoholism, depression, and other disorders. At least this way we'll weed out some of you deadbeats, and others might get depressed enough to think about suicide. You see, there is a silver lining in every cloud. Speaking of good news, I wonder what todays RBV has to say?

Todays RBV:

Michah3:2 Who hate the good, and love the evil; who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones;3:3 Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron.

Yummy, human stew.