Get rich quick scheme!

So you wanna get rich, I mean filthy, stinking, rotten rich!!

I've got some perfect get rich quick scheme plans that REALLY work. It's actually not that complicated, and not even a big secret. In fact, some of these have been going on since the beginning of time, and there's no end in sight. They all have one thing in common however, they take advantage of STUPID PEOPLE. THAT ALONE should tell you that this is a fool-proof plan.

Plan number one:

Start a religion. Yeah, why not, it's very lucrative, and you NEVER have to prove it works. You just pass it off as faith ... "You just have to believe in faith." If anything goes wrong, it's faith! You can't lose!

So start you own religion today. Tell people that there are alien ostriches watching over us and one day they will come to take us away to the ends of the universe to live in paradise if we just believe in them ...... OH, I almost forgot .. AND give them A LOT of money. Yup, you can't get taken away by magical ostriches if you don't give them money. They need money!!! You can't expect these ostriches to just finance this shit on their own do you?? Hell no, they need money to come down and snatch all you humans up.

Trust me, if you really did this scheme, I'd be willing to bet you would have a following one day, and enough money to make a very comfortable living. It's TRUE, very sad .. but true.





Plan number two:

Sell exercise equiptment.

Yup, it's that simple. Take some crap you have laying around the house, figure out a way to use it to get some exercise from it, get a patent, and you'll be rolling in dough! It really don't matter what you find to use, people will fall for it. You could sell your rolling pin and with the right "spin" .... people will pay $39.95 plus S+H for it. How about selling the elastic strips in your underwear? Yeah, just pan it off as "resistance bands", get yourself a "celebrity" to lie about it, and you'll have more money than you know what to do with. Need another idea? How about a 99 cents rubber ball at Walmart? Pass this off as a exercise ball and show them how they can build muscle by balancing on it and sell it for 30 bucks. How about a bag of flour? Lift it up and down over your head 30 or 40 times, build up your muscles, and sell it for 20 bucks. It'll work, TRUST ME!!

You could take just about anything out there and call it fitness equiptment and people will buy it with the hopes and dreams that they can become "fit and trim" while they eat Big Mac's and fries. Don't forget, people are stupid .. this is the basic principle on EVERYTHING you need to sell stuff.

Plan number three.

Start a Debt consolidation business.

Tell people that if they give you a thousand bucks, you'll put all their debt into one big bill and they will only have one payment instead of ten. Never mind that the fees their giving you will cost them even more, and with the new payment plan, they will be 140 years old before they pay it off. They are to stupid to see that stuff. They just want to free up more money each month so they can get further into debt.

Don't like this money plan? Hey, then start a bank. Have you ever seen a run down, old, dirty, crappy looking bank? NO! All banks are very nice, plush, and fancy. Do you know why? Because they make A LOT of money! Who do you think pays for all that stuff? YOU DO!


So there you have it .. take your pick! And don't worry about "other people" are already doing that in my area. It don't matter!! You can't have an overabundance of this stuff, it's a bottomless pit!! THAT'S THE BEAUTY of these plans!!! So get busy and start taking advantage of stupid people and soon you'll be rolling in dough and never have to work another day in your life.



Todays RBV:

2nd Chronicles 29:22 So they killed the bullocks, and the priests received the blood, and sprinkled it on the altar: likewise, when they had killed the rams, they sprinkled the blood upon the altar: they killed also the lambs, and they sprinkled the blood upon the altar.


Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick .. is there any end to the gruesome acts in the Bible? I think not!