Monday, December 15, 2008

Toys 4 Tots

Terrible news, Americans are not giving to the Toys 4 Tots campaign that they have every year. You know what I say? BIG F-ING DEAL!!!

Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy didn't overspend their income and buy a house that's priced way above their head, the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy wouldn't have 'charged' their lifestyles away to Visa and Mastercard, the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy would have bought a car that they could afford, instead of a car just for the 'image', the kids would have a happy Christmas. Maybe just maybe, if Mommy and Daddy would stay at home and COOK a meal, and sit down with the family for supper instead of constantly going out to eat all the time, the kids would have a happy Christmas.

Yes indeed, you brilliant minded parents out there who are bringing this country to it's knees because of your lazy, spoiled, pathetic life have the little kids unable to get a toy for Christmas this year. You must be so proud of yourselves. Overspending, charging, late payments, buying things you don't need OR can't afford. You guys are the best! Now that you've lived your 'fake' lifestyle thinking that your shit don't stink, you have the audacity to ask to government to bail your ass out. Well I sincerely raise my right hand and extend my middle finger to you!! Eat my nutsack, and go out and enjoy some dumpster food for a few years.

It's so nice to see the kids suffer because Mommy and Daddy don't have a clue how to live their life. How come the innocent are always getting the raw end of the deal? What the hell did the kids do wrong? Not only are the kids innocents, but they are being instilled by the SAME parents on how to live and how to spend money!!! How F-d up is that??? Now in another 15-20 years the problem will start all over again with the kids making the same stupid decisions.

Like I wrote back on August 30, 2008 under "If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em", the human body has a fatal flaw in the system as it lets ANYONE have kids. But I won't get into that subject here, if you like you can go read about it on your own.

So all you poor kids out there who are not going to get a present this year, why don't you go ask your Mommy to take some of Her jewelry or fancy clothes to the pawn shop to get some money to buy you a gift. Or go ask Daddy to put his jet ski or satellite radio system in the 'for sale' section of the paper to get you a gift this Christmas. Go ahead ... DO IT!! Hit 'em where it hurts!! Maybe those poor puppy dog faces that you give them will snap them into reality, because nothing else has. AMEN!!

6 comments:

DB Wife said...

How about this scenario............A loyal Follower of "The State of Les" decides to make his own fire to light the newly installed wood burning stove in his home. His hands slip as he is rubbing together the necessary items to create a spark and he sets his entire home on fire. He has to rebuild his home and there is no money to buy his children gifts from Goodwill nor build his own gifts because everything he owns went up in flames.

or this scenario......another faithful follower decides to eat only organic vegetables and meat raised from his own cattle. His entire family end up in the ICU unit due to a rusty roof in which he collected barrels of water from. And instead of hitting the water line, he unknowingly tapped into the sewer line. The cattle all get "mad cow disease" and start chasing after his family bucking and biting them until they pass out from exhaustion and disease. He spends his entire life savings in medical bills. Yes, saving the lives he initally endangered in the first place, should be a present enough for those ungrateful little brats....but don't you think that a little baby doll for Susie or a hot wheel car for Bobby would be appreciated by these precious little children who can't help that they are burdened by the misfortunes of their parents?? I for one, would love to help them. Plus God says I will go to Heaven if I do! So there!!

State Of Les said...

FINALLY, a person who has the ability to type more than one sentence. I didn't think they existed anymore.

In scenario one, the "new house" WOULD BE THE GIFT!!! If they don't appreciate that, then F-em!!!

In scenario two, same story. You got your life back .. be happy.

But on to the REAL subject at hand. I'm talking about any and all worthless asses out there who got into their situation by their stupidity alone. Not some hard working Mother or Father who ended up with a brain tumor at age 35 and died leaving a spouse and 3 kids. Of course we help them out.

I believe I made it perfectly clear in several different specific examples in today's blog of exactly WHO I'm talking about, in the hopes that NOBODY would mistake it for meaning something else. But sadly to see .. by You posting the comment that you did .. have burst that bubble.

Thanks for the comment and good luck with that Heaven thing .. I hope it works out well for you.

DB Wife said...

Yes, You DID make it perfectly clear who you DIDN'T want to help, but you did not mention the people who actually should benefit from Toys 4 Tots and the fact that people aren't donating is 'a BIG F-ING deal for them.' You tend to focus on the people who don't deserve things handed to them (and I mostly agree on your thoughts on that) however, you can't clump everybody who needs assistance into the same yuppy, material- driven category that you so often like to use. If you drive up in a Lincoln Navigator, with your hand out for the Salvation Army, Toys for Tots or whomever it may be, I seriously doubt the organization would see you as needy or lift a finger to help a Selfish lazy person. Same thing if they were delivering food and presents to your house and you live on the corner of "Boardwalk" and "Park Place". These organizations have had experience reaching out to those who REALLY need it. I highly doubt that Mr Yuppy down the street is getting assistance just because he wasn't able to afford his Starbucks for the day. Materialistic People who are financially over-extended may be stupid, but these organizations aren't. Take that into consideration the next time you read that Donation Funds are low or they don't have enough Volunteers to help people in need. It is a big deal to that one person who hasn't ate in 3 days and just wants a warm blanket to keep his/her children a little more comfortable and hopefully get them through one more night.

State Of Les said...

More 'bleeding heart' bullshit from someone who thinks people need a handout. Here's a thought ... GET A JOB!! Here's a another thought ... DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!

You actually believe that the money you throw in a little red pot at Christmas goes to the needy??? HA! Most of the charitable organizations have all been caught for fraud as YOUR donations have gone to pay for the lifestyles of the asshole driving the Lincoln Navigator while going to Starbucks!!!

It's a lot like God. It pulls at your heartstrings and gets a tear to fall down your cheek, but in the end, IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!! And greed and money will prevail thanks to the stupidity of man!!

But I guess if I was you, I would be tempted to 'give' to the needy for it would get me 'bonus points' for getting into your magical kingdom called Heaven. How's that going for you by the way?????

Les's wife said...

Ok, you two! You both have good points. S.O.L. needs to have more compassion and DB wife... it's great to see someone with great come-backs! Just remember, we're friends.... I'll be praying for all of us. God Bless us, every one!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit? Short and sweet
db