I HATE WEATHERMEN!!

Weather people really piss Me off! I can't think of a career other than a televangelist or a politician that can make up and lie as much as these bastards and still get away with it.

All week long .. up until the NIGHT before, these dill holes were saying upper 50's for the other day. UPPER 50's ... as in the WARMEST DAY of this year so far!!! THEN, magically as I was sleeping, they changed it! Now I wake up to see that it's only mid 40's! REALLY????? From 58 degrees down to 43?? Do you know how much your off?? Just what magical thing happened overnight that made your first prediction so off?? How could you say for the last 5 days that today would be almost 60 degrees ... but then dropped it to 40's while My head was on the pillow?

If you suck THAT much ... and you often do, then why even be on the TV to begin with. Because this crap happens all the time. And don't get Me wrong, it's supply and demand. If everyone wouldn't watch these dumb asses (including Me), then they wouldn't have a job! Which is also to say .. if you don't like it .. don't watch it. Well for Me, I guess I don't 'watch' it. I just click on weatherchannel.com, but I'm still guilty in supporting these worthless sacks of crap.

One thing I always wanted to do was to somehow chart all the weather predictions and see how accurate they really are. In other words 5 days from now, it suppose to be a certain temperature, then 4 days away, they changed it to this temperature, and so on. Just to map out how wrong these people are. But I guess I won't be doing that because 1. I'm not that bored (at least not yet) 2. Spring is here (I hope), and it's time to be outdoors! Maybe next winter I'll take on the project of exposing weathermen for the inaccurate pricks they are!

Yeah, I think if I could magically change the world and make it a better place, I would eliminate three things for sure. 1. Religion 2. Politicians 3. Weatherman Because all three of them are great at telling people half-truths or down right lies for their gain, or for scare tactics, or for money and greed. Amen.

S.O.L. Road Report and Cancellations

Due to extreme weather and equipment failure, the S.O.L. has the following announcements.





MAIN LANE - drifted over, hazardous driving conditions

THE LOOP - CLOSED - drifted and flooded

QUONSET AVE - 7 foot drifts and flooded

HOUSE STREET - Major drifts, hazardous driving conditions

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Other announcements:

- The S.O.L. bingo will not be held this week.

- Senior citizen 'bowling in Depends undergarments' will be rescheduled for April 11th.

- The annual 'Moose Roast' has been postponed indefinitely.

- The tractor repair classes are canceled until weather permits.

- The snow blower reassembly team will not be meeting due to road conditions.

- "The Clearing a Path to the Quonset" book reading club is canceled.

- The A.B.R.O.C.T. (Altar Boys Raped On Church Time) recovery meeting has been postponed until April 3rd.

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A special thank you to all who donated their time in helping with the sandbagging efforts at the S.O.L. With your help, we WILL keep the sloughs at bay!

A special thank you goes out to Reverend Todd for your prayers for better weather. Looks like it didn't work however.

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Hurricane Gustav

Here is yet ANOTHER thing that pisses me off. Stupid idiots who live in dangerous areas of mother natures' wrath!

It's just so frickin' dumb that people insist on living in a proven area where mother nature HAS stuck many times, and WILL CONTINUE to strike in the future. I say screw 'em!

This also goes for people who live on a fault line, people who build mansions on the edge of cliffs, people who live anywhere hurricanes continually come in at, people who build their huge houses at the edge of the ocean. Yes indeed, stupid people everywhere you look.

Don't get me wrong, people can do whatever they want, just don't bitch when things go bad. Don't expect insurance to bail you out. Don't expect the Red Cross to come save you. Don't expect the government to lend a helping hand. You created it, you choose to live there, you know the threats of the weather. DEAL WITH IT!

I mean think about it, we go through this crap every single damn year. Hurricane season is here, there will be flooding, there will be dangerous winds, there will be damaging circumstances. But year after year after year, even with mother natures consistency, people keep living there and rebuilding there, and staying there. Like I said ... SCREW 'EM!

I think we should set up a ton of cameras and have a "live" TV broadcast of it for entertainment. How's that for "reality TV"? Yeah, what fun, watching peoples houses fall apart right before their eyes, their businesses being carried out to sea, massive high rises being swallowed up by the earthquakes. SURE .. WHY NOT? We could call it "Stupidity TV".

You see, if I jump off my roof, I'll probably break a leg or something. And if I insist on doing it again, I'll probably get the same result. Now logic would say, don't jump off the roof in the first place. A little worse logic would say, you broke your leg by jumping off the roof so never to that again. Now for some strange reason, logic eludes these people who insist on living in threatening areas. Mother nature says "Don't do it", but they do it anyway. Then when all hell breaks loose, they loose everything. THEN, they do it again! Holy crapola people, WAKE UP!

Yes, once in awhile I do get in a rut and think "What should I write about today?" But thanks to two sure things that never let me down, I never have to wonder very long. What are those two things you ask? Religion and stupid people ... no end in sight!!








Todays RBV:

Exodus 4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.

Wow, just wow! The LORD went out and sought to kill him. Ahhhhhh, yes, our loving, caring, "turn the other cheek" savior at His best.