MAIN LANE - drifted over, hazardous driving conditions
THE LOOP - CLOSED - drifted and flooded
QUONSET AVE - 7 foot drifts and flooded
HOUSE STREET - Major drifts, hazardous driving conditions
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Other announcements:
- The S.O.L. bingo will not be held this week.
- Senior citizen 'bowling in Depends undergarments' will be rescheduled for April 11th.
- The annual 'Moose Roast' has been postponed indefinitely.
- The tractor repair classes are canceled until weather permits.
- The snow blower reassembly team will not be meeting due to road conditions.
- "The Clearing a Path to the Quonset" book reading club is canceled.
- The A.B.R.O.C.T. (Altar Boys Raped On Church Time) recovery meeting has been postponed until April 3rd.
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A special thank you to all who donated their time in helping with the sandbagging efforts at the S.O.L. With your help, we WILL keep the sloughs at bay!
A special thank you goes out to Reverend Todd for your prayers for better weather. Looks like it didn't work however.
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www.northdakotasucks.com
www.whydoilivehere.com
www.hellhasfrozenover.com
www.wheresmycaptainmorgan.com
2 comments:
It look's bad in that region:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/03/red_river_flooding.html
Nice pic of your 'state'. Was trying to figure out if it was a hi resolution enhanced spy satellite image or just some amature showing his skills using paint. But then I realized the risk of revealing any hint about the location of the 'State of Les' and now understand why it intentionally resembles a heap of dog shit.
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