Predicting the Future

The future is bleak. I had a vision the other day. God came down and spake with me.

We will continue this financial crisis we are in until we reach a recession that will make the Dirty '30's seem like childs play. Companies will fold left and right, there will be no jobs to be had, crime will rise, there will be wars and rumors of wars. More and more people will turn to drugs and crime as a way of life. The streets as we no it will no longer be safe.

And THEN .... to top it all off in the year 2012, a massive planet will swing through our solar system and pass between earth and Mars and destroy mankind as we know it. Half of America will be underwater, Kansas will be the new north pole. The oceans will rise and flood much of the world, earthquakes and volcanoes will be daily. Tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes on an hourly basis. Mankind will surely not survive and the earth will be devastated.

Yes ladies and gentleman, in just over 4 short years from now, life as we know it, will be over for all of us. Billions and billions on dead bodies will cover the earth as one massive grave. Life will start over after things settle down and the mysterious planet has passed through our solar system. Small, living cells will regenerate and join other small cells to form complex cells. Those cells will mutate and start to create microscopic life which will snowball over millions and billions of years until life, in small aquatic form, will begin to develop. The whole evolutionary process will begin over again, and soon there will be preachers walking the streets talking about doomsday all over again and asking for money. So be patient, in a few hundred billion years we will be right back to where we are today, and it will be like nothing ever happened.

So in closing, I really need to stop drinking. And, enjoy these next few holiday seasons with your friends and family, because there is only a few of them left. Oh yeah, call your Mom and tell Her you love Her too. Amen.


Todays RBV: Revelation 16:6 Thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.

Just how the hell do people read this crap and come up with the fact that it normal and acceptable anyway?