Offensive Jokes

And I mean many of these are TRULY OFFENSIVE jokes! Beware !!

I'm not talking about offending a blond because they're dumb either.



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Are there any black Chinese?

Only after a fire.
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What do a condom and a woman have in common?

If they ain't on your dick, they're in your wallet.
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What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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You know what's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

NOT being retarded!
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Why don't you get a wife a watch for her anniversary?

Because there's a clock on the damn stove!
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Why are there so many battered women in the world today?

Because they just don't F-ING listen!!!
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four.
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How do you know when the wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen nagging at you to often, what have you done wrong?

Made Her chain to long.
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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling!
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What did Cinderella say when She got to the ball?

Cough, choke, gag .... etc.
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How do you get 3 little old ladies to yell the "F" word?

Have a 4th one yell "Bingo".
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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling out of the holes in His hands.
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What did the hot dog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?

Who ordered the 2 jumbos?
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got His gas bill!
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AND FINALLY ... SINCE I'M SO FAR IN THE DUMPSTER ALREADY ........

What's the worst thing about screwing a 5 year old?

Getting the blood off your clown suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For all those that got offended, EAT MY NUTSACK, You were warned. For those of you who just kept on reading, I love ya, your as sick as me!



Todays RBV: Psalms 139:16 You saw me before I was born and scheduled each day of my life before I began to breathe. Every day was recorded in your book.


Soooooooo, all the writings I've done in this blog (including today's jokes), were already pre-planned by God before I was even born. So don't blame ME for this stuff!!