My vision

Yesterday I was out walking the dog and I came upon the snow filled slough. Not far into the slough I seen some strange weeds sticking up out of the thick, heavy snow. I trudged through the snow and pulled them out and brought them inside. I decided to grind them up and wrap them in paper and light them up. Upon smoking them, I had the most strange, vivid dream that told Me about the future of the world. It went something like this.

A great Indian tribesman met Me at the opening of a cave and said "Come inside tubby-belly, and I will teach You of great knowledge!" So I walked inside and He began to tell Me of great and terrible things that will surly happen in the very near future.

Soon, the America that we know and love, will collapse due to spoiled, lazy, worthless people who finally broke the back of this great nation. After the collapse, the wealthiest 1% of the people of the world got together and formed a New World Order. This NWO had one world government, one world religion, and one world currency. The currency was not the paper money that we know today, it was all electronic. No one across the earth was allowed to buy or sell without the electronic chip that is implanted on everyone's inner thigh. Each and every transaction made means you would have to pull down your pants and scan your thighs. Millions of people rose up and fought against this evil, new, government .. but it was to no avail. They were just too powerful. Soon, the whole world would succumb to this powerful entity called the NWO. Within 3 years of this power taking over the globe, God (not the one YOU think) seen the evil that has happened and decided to intervene and caused a large planet called Niburu to reach earths atmosphere and wiped out 99% of the inhabitants of the earth. After all the dust had settled, the remaining 1% of the people gathered together and began to start life on earth all over again. Oh yeah, somehow by nothing short of a miracle, the stupidity gene that was beginning to take over the world got wiped out and was never to be seen again. All remaining inhabitants of earth were of sound mind and body, who used logic and reason to figure things out. And one last thing, the God that brought on the planet to wipe out earth told Me, "Yeah, I'm God .. but I don't care what you believe in on a daily basis. Just do your thing the best you can and stop making up stupid stuff and calling it a religion. Oh yeah .. and prayer don't work! If things get bad enough, I'll come back and fix it again ... but until then .. don't bother ME!"

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After what seemed like an eternity, I awakened next to the toilet with the dog licking my armpits. I'll let you decide what all this means to you. Good luck to us all in the future perilous times that lie ahead.

Oh yeah, one last thing. My urine had a distinct orange tinge to it for the next day.

Predicting the Future

The future is bleak. I had a vision the other day. God came down and spake with me.

We will continue this financial crisis we are in until we reach a recession that will make the Dirty '30's seem like childs play. Companies will fold left and right, there will be no jobs to be had, crime will rise, there will be wars and rumors of wars. More and more people will turn to drugs and crime as a way of life. The streets as we no it will no longer be safe.

And THEN .... to top it all off in the year 2012, a massive planet will swing through our solar system and pass between earth and Mars and destroy mankind as we know it. Half of America will be underwater, Kansas will be the new north pole. The oceans will rise and flood much of the world, earthquakes and volcanoes will be daily. Tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes on an hourly basis. Mankind will surely not survive and the earth will be devastated.

Yes ladies and gentleman, in just over 4 short years from now, life as we know it, will be over for all of us. Billions and billions on dead bodies will cover the earth as one massive grave. Life will start over after things settle down and the mysterious planet has passed through our solar system. Small, living cells will regenerate and join other small cells to form complex cells. Those cells will mutate and start to create microscopic life which will snowball over millions and billions of years until life, in small aquatic form, will begin to develop. The whole evolutionary process will begin over again, and soon there will be preachers walking the streets talking about doomsday all over again and asking for money. So be patient, in a few hundred billion years we will be right back to where we are today, and it will be like nothing ever happened.

So in closing, I really need to stop drinking. And, enjoy these next few holiday seasons with your friends and family, because there is only a few of them left. Oh yeah, call your Mom and tell Her you love Her too. Amen.


Todays RBV: Revelation 16:6 Thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.

Just how the hell do people read this crap and come up with the fact that it normal and acceptable anyway?