Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Devil made me do it.


You know what, I take a lot of heat for saying "There is no God". Did you know that Jesus won't even talk to me anymore?!?! And it's kinda stupid because I think it's because I'VE at least done some homework and not just took it for granted like most people I know. But to satisfy the easily offended, I would like to also say ... "THERE IS NO DEVIL TOO."

Yeah, that's right ... of course there's no devil. Some evil creature lurking far beneath the depths of the earth, forever torturing poor helpless souls for all eternity!!!!!! BULLSHIT! Come on people, wake the hell up! The devil is just another crutch that we as people use as an excuse for when we screw up. The Devil, is no more real than Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the tooth fairy.
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I'm a priest who molested altar boys. The devil made me do it.

NO, your a pedophile who needs His penis cut off so you can't do it again.


I cheated on my spouse with another woman. The devil made me do it.

NO, your an unfaithful person who doesn't deserve a loving spouse.


I can't stop drinking alcohol, the devil has to tight a grasp on me.

NO, you lack will power to WANT to succeed ... try harder.


I'm a televangelist who slept with hookers who went public and tore apart my ministry. The devil targets people like me because I'm doing God's work.

NO, your a horny pervert. And we all thank the hooker who went public with you to expose you for the fraud that you really are.
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As you can see, once again, there are logical, rational, reasons that stupid things happen to us. And NO, the Devil is not a good excuse. Start using that lump of matter inside your head instead of relying on made up characters in some fantasy land to reason out why you do things that are wrong, and quit blaming it on a pointy eared, long tailed, pitchfork carrying red monster!!!!!!!

Like I said before and I'll surely say again .. "WAKE UP PEOPLE". This is reality. WELCOME!





Todays RBV: Matthew 13:19 When anyone hears the word of the kingdom and does not understand it, the evil one comes and snatches away what has been sown in his heart. This is what was sown along the path.

In other word, believe in God, or the Devil will take your heart.
A.K.A. - Scare tactics ...... as usual.

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