Well we left off yesterday with the absurdities of the fact that people actually think the "Noah's Ark" story is true. In fact in a recent poll, 60% of U.S. citizens believe the story of Noah's Ark is literally true. You know what this tells me? 60% of U.S. citizens are F-ING STUPID. Stupid, lazy, people who are too dumb to explore the facts on a story that is possibly going to help explain the meaning of life.
So what the hell is with this ark story? People say they found a boat shaped object buried in the mountain in Mt. Ararat. Others say it's just a natural mud formation like other similar shapes in that area. And there are countless stories of this famous tale. Well with a little more rational thinking, it seems a bit more logical that there was, at one time a big flood. A big LOCAL flood that is. It's been studied that some king rode a ship with food and supplies down the flooded Euphrates river until He landed on dry land somewhere down in the Persian Gulf. Then He celebrated surviving the flood in a hilltop temple. And there is geological studies done to back this up. At any rate, it would seem this is a much more rational approach on this fable.
I think the whole "story" of Noah's Ark is a tale of destructing all evil things, and starting over anew. It seems to make a lot more sense as a fable, than to actually try to take it apart and describe exactly how it could have been done, as many Christians are doing today. All you Christians are doing is making yourself look like a total ass, and nothing else. There are so many holes in this story, you'd be better just leaving it alone and just say "God works in mysterious ways."
I truly believe that we could come up with almost anything to tell people, and no matter how insane the story is, your gonna get people stupid enough to believe it. Hitler himself said, "It is easier to get people to believe a big lie than a small lie." Well, I gotta give Him credit there, He sure fooled a lot of people into one massive stupid lie. And in the end He shot Himself, in an underground bunker. And this is one case where I actually wish there was a hell, because He deserves to be rotting in it for a long time. But again, my rational, logical sense tells me that even Hitler is not rotting is some magical fiery pit, but just being eaten by the worms like the rest of the people.
I guess most of you people can look at a rainbow and see "God's promise" to never flood the world again. Meanwhile I'll look up at the sky and see a beautiful example of the spectrum of light, diverted to my eyes by water droplets.
I really don't know how much logic it takes for people to "wake up", but I'm pretty sure there won't be enough of it in my lifetime to see a huge change in peoples stupidity. I think people have just formed themselves into this mold of how to live, and God forbid they break that mold and think outside the box. And all the wars, and fighting will just continue like always as people keep claiming that their God has a bigger penis than your God. Maybe the only thing that can save the world from the wacko's out there is a worldwide flood where only the sane, rational people will board a boat and the rest will perish in the flood. Ahhhh, who am I kidding, that'll never happen!
Todays RBV:
Genesis 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
I don't know the population of earth back in Noah's days, but even it was only 1000 people, isn't it a little strange to assume that 992 out of the 1000 were so wicked and evil that they needed to be murdered by a loving God? Now do that same math with 100,000 or a million people. Yeah ... it's absurd alright
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