Population Update

As for yesterday's blog, I was a little off on the population of the earth. For some reason a year or two back, I knew the population of the earth to be about 6.4 billion people. That number has stuck in my head ever since. Unfortunately, since man has the uncontrollable urge to breed, that number has gone up and is now at about 6.8 billion people. So ... in conclusion, within a short span of time, man has created another 400 million people. That's FOUR HUNDRED MILLION ... or 400,000,000 PEOPLE!!!!

The really good news is that around the year 2050, or about the time I've lived a full and complete life, we're estimated to be around 9 billion people, or not quite 1/3 more than what we are now. Let's just hope I die at an early age before the breeding situation has gone totally out of control.

Oh yeah .. and if you read yesterdays blog about every square mile holding 618 people, well the stakes just went up a bit. Now every square mile needs to hold 661 people. Ain't life grand?

So I really don't see much difference between humans and the 1000's and 1000's of crickets or grasshoppers that appeared on My property so suddenly this year. It's just like looking at the human population, just on a much quicker time line. Maybe we'll all get lucky and the swine flu will take out about 1/2 the population of earth this winter ... it seems we're about due for a good global cleansing don't ya think?? Amen.

Our Great Breeding World

Have you ever noticed that everything out there mainly exists for one thing .. FUCKING!!!

EVERYTHING is fucking!! I was amazed this summer at the amount of creatures that must do nothing but fuck. We had a severe winter last year and because of that, we had a TON of standing water that is still out there to this day. With all this water came creatures .... lots and lots of creatures. Literally 1000's and tens of 1000's of crickets ... EVERYWHERE. And frogs too, everywhere you went there were little frogs hopping around. And grasshoppers, unbelievable amounts of grasshoppers!! Where the hell did they all come from???

Can you imagine just how much fucking has to go on to create all this?? I mean we're talking probably millions of creatures in just a few small acres alone. It's crazy!!! Is that all anything does out there is fuck?? Everywhere I look there are tons and tons of things hopping and crawling and chirping and eating and fucking!!! Crickets fucking, grasshoppers fucking, dragonflies fucking, flies fucking!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And then ...... then .... after a short while, there's nothing left. All you see is dead dried up grasshopper carcasses laying all over the yard, crunching under your footsteps. 1000's and 1000's of dead creatures as far as the eye can see. Just what was the point of having a million crickets in the first place??

If I could do it all over again, AND if I could have MY way, I would put the whole world on a "No Breeding" law!!! Including HUMANS!!!!!!!! In fact .. especially humans!! Humans are probably the biggest pigs on the planet (sorry pigs .. no offense). I kinda like what China did, you know, put everyone on a 1 kid limit. That sounds like a damn good idea for the world. For every 2 people, they can have 1 kid. Let's impose that law for a few decades and get the world population under control again. Perhaps keeping humans to under 1 billion.

I'm so sick of these born again Christians who have 6 or 8 kids and think they're doing 'God's work' by populating the earth like He commanded. For Christ sake!! I think we can safely say 'Mission Accomplished' on that command!!!! Now put your holy staff back in your pants or go get neutered for Christ sakes!!

So in closing, in you must fuck ... put a lid on it, and if you must breed, create ONE and be happy with it. With 6.5 billion people out there and serious consequences lying ahead for our environment, I think we can all agree to jerking off a bit more.

The Journey continues.

As kind of a continuation of yesterdays topic, here is another video about just how tiny we are, and I'm not just talking about my private parts either. In fact this video is even better than yesterdays. I posted a link to it awhile back but for those of you who missed it OR were to lazy to go view it, this should make it easier.

So I don't have a lot of rambling about how small I feel, or how "in awe" I am of just how much is out there since I just did that yesterday. Just enjoy the video and hopefully you'll get blown away like I do, every time I watch it. It's the next best thing to smoking a doobie ! Enjoy.

P.S. - This video has a special bonus footage included an alien life form. See if you can spot it.






Todays RBV: Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

I had no idea that cooking with human fecal matter was possible. In fact, I really didn't WANT to know it was possible, but with God, ALL things are possible.

How big are you?

What the hell are we doing here? How big are you in the big picture? Well I got a little video to show you just how small, pathetic, worthless, and tiny you really are.


I don't even mean that as an insult believe it or not. We ALL are tiny and worthless if you look at the big picture. After viewing this video, I think earth is just a grain of sand, and were all little micro ants on the grain of sand. I'm just waiting for some "giant" to come along and see us all down here and say "Gross! Look at all these little things crawling around", and then a huge NIKE logo will appear and we'll all be squashed in a heartbeat.





I find it just astoundingly amazing just how small we really are. I've always looked at spiders, ants, worms, ect ... and felt so much superior to them. But then I take a look at this video and get just a wee bit humbled at how incredibly tiny we are in the big picture. I just cannot believe all that is out there. I wanna turn time ahead a few hundred years and see what we know then DAMMIT! I'm guessing in a few hundred years we will know SO MUCH MORE .. and yet, somehow, still not know shit.

Is there a job where you can get paid to lay on your ass all night and just stare at the sky? If so, I'm there.

So, I guess in closing, I've got to end it the same way I started with a random thought that passes through my head on almost a daily basis. And that thought is "What the hell are we doing here?"

Well, if we don't get squished by a giant flyswatter or something, I only have 291 days until retirement.



Todays RBV: Psalms 8:3 When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;


Well there ya go, no need to wonder about anything. God made the universe with his fingers. And I thought it was way more complicated than that. Silly me!