Our Great Breeding World

Have you ever noticed that everything out there mainly exists for one thing .. FUCKING!!!

EVERYTHING is fucking!! I was amazed this summer at the amount of creatures that must do nothing but fuck. We had a severe winter last year and because of that, we had a TON of standing water that is still out there to this day. With all this water came creatures .... lots and lots of creatures. Literally 1000's and tens of 1000's of crickets ... EVERYWHERE. And frogs too, everywhere you went there were little frogs hopping around. And grasshoppers, unbelievable amounts of grasshoppers!! Where the hell did they all come from???

Can you imagine just how much fucking has to go on to create all this?? I mean we're talking probably millions of creatures in just a few small acres alone. It's crazy!!! Is that all anything does out there is fuck?? Everywhere I look there are tons and tons of things hopping and crawling and chirping and eating and fucking!!! Crickets fucking, grasshoppers fucking, dragonflies fucking, flies fucking!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And then ...... then .... after a short while, there's nothing left. All you see is dead dried up grasshopper carcasses laying all over the yard, crunching under your footsteps. 1000's and 1000's of dead creatures as far as the eye can see. Just what was the point of having a million crickets in the first place??

If I could do it all over again, AND if I could have MY way, I would put the whole world on a "No Breeding" law!!! Including HUMANS!!!!!!!! In fact .. especially humans!! Humans are probably the biggest pigs on the planet (sorry pigs .. no offense). I kinda like what China did, you know, put everyone on a 1 kid limit. That sounds like a damn good idea for the world. For every 2 people, they can have 1 kid. Let's impose that law for a few decades and get the world population under control again. Perhaps keeping humans to under 1 billion.

I'm so sick of these born again Christians who have 6 or 8 kids and think they're doing 'God's work' by populating the earth like He commanded. For Christ sake!! I think we can safely say 'Mission Accomplished' on that command!!!! Now put your holy staff back in your pants or go get neutered for Christ sakes!!

So in closing, in you must fuck ... put a lid on it, and if you must breed, create ONE and be happy with it. With 6.5 billion people out there and serious consequences lying ahead for our environment, I think we can all agree to jerking off a bit more.