S.B.S.

S.B.S. - That's the disease I have .. and I love it.

What is SBS? It's a made up, fictitious disease which stands for Speedy Brain Syndrome. I would argue that if I went to the doctor and told him about it, they would certainly find some 'real' problem and diagnose it and give Me some medication for the rest of My life. What kind of solution is that except for the pharmaceutical companies who get RICH off of you??

I've also been stricken with L.B.S. (large belly syndrome), and R.O.S.S. (random organ shutdown syndrome) among others .. but you don't see ME going to the doctor about it!! It's all just silly bullshit because bottom line is I'm just retarded .. plain and simple. But SBS really does have some truth to it!

Basically, SBS means your brain is always going in 100 different directions. Your ALWAYS thinking/wondering about something. Concentrating is very hard to do. To focus on one thing, and keep your attention is very difficult. There is always 10 other things that come into your mind that make you sidetracked. But here's the thing ... I LOVE IT!!

Ever since I got SBS, life has been really interesting. I no longer take peoples word for stuff like I used to. I CONSTANTLY question everything and everyone, and I find that the majority of times .. the majority is full of shit!!! Most of the stuff we do today is just stupid, from how we live, to how we spend, to what we believe.

I spend a great chunk of My life observing and questioning everyone ... EVERYONE!! While your out shopping at Walmart .. I was watching you. When your driving down the road texting on your phone .. I was watching you. When you thought I was listening to you talk about your great career at Christmas dinner .. I was watching you.

All the times I interact with other people, I'm really not all there. Part of Me is there, and I am listening, but My brain is going off on a tangent thinking about bigger things. Mainly that what your talking about is so unimportant, trivial, and stupid. Usually it's complaining about the dumbest shit in life that your whining about .. and one side of My brain is listening to you babble, but the other side is thinking how YOU brought all of your complaints on yourself. I basically link every complaint I've ever heard down to one thing .. human stupidity.

So if having SBS is dangerous, or harmful to a person .. so be it. If they find that SBS shaves 10 years off your life, I say "FINE AND DANDY BY ME!!!". Leave My brain alone .. I love it. Before I had SBS I just wandered around life accepting all the normal things that society deemed acceptable, a robot for the system. Now I walk around defiant of just about anything that comes My way. People say "YES" .. I say "What happens if we say NO?" People say "This is the correct way" .. I say "What happens if we do it THIS way?". It really pisses people off!! But when your convinced that people do the dumbest shit most of the time, you start to feel obligated to question it and try it another way.

By the way, I'm well aware of A.D.D. and other bullshit syndromes that doctors claim are real, but I don't care. If tomorrow I wake up and I have all the symptoms of restless leg syndrome, I'll live with that too!

It's a MIRACLE

Have you ever heard a story where a friend (or maybe even You), has went to a doctor for one reason or another and after getting checked out for something they find a problem? Then after that problem gets checked out, they tell you that it's worse than they thought and they don't know how your feeling so good because you should be a lot worse off than how your feeling. In other words, your condition 'should be' so bad that you shouldn't be able to function normally, but by some miracle your life goes on pretty much like normal.

I hear this waaaayyyyyyy too often. I lost count of the times I've heard people tell Me about a health problem they've had, and went to go get it checked out, only to have the doctors say "It's a miracle how well your doing!!" "I've never seen anyone get around as well as you with this condition!" "You should be in tremendous pain with the shape of your (whatever organ) is in!" "I've done a lot of surgeries on (whatever organ), and everyone who's (organ) is in this shape is normally in a wheelchair by now."

Now ... either I constantly hear 'the best' stories from the most 'amazing patients' in the world, OR, these doctors are full of crap! I honestly think that if you go to get your medical degree, in whatever field it's in, the very last day of school is dedicated to 'How to tell your patients they have beaten the odds'. In other words, how to tell them that you've NEVER seen anybody do as well as they have. I don't know why they do this? It's a nice concept if you hear it once, but after hearing the same patter over and over with a bunch of different people it starts to get a little suspicious.

We're all suppose to walk around thinking that each and every one of us is a 'one in a million miracle'!! It's like doctors are trying to sell an infomercial product or something! Just ONCE I'd like to hear a doctor say, "I've done 1000's of these surgeries and this one was the worse case I've ever seen .. and He died!" That's terrible .. I know, but it's better than the stupid story you hear every other time, which is "I've done 1000's of these surgeries and this one was the worse case I've ever seen .. but by nothing short of a MIRACLE, He pulled through!!" Because IF that many people barely pull through all the time ...... it's NOT a miracle, it's just human nature!

So doctors, quit pulling the wool over our eyes and trying to make us feel like we're all 'one in a million miracles', I think We'd all be much happier just hearing the truth .. no matter how grim it is. AMEN.

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Todays RBV: Rebelation 6:4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

This is one of the 'end time' prophecies that is predicted. I'm just wondering how we'll know when this starts to happen, as it's already happening now, and in fact, has ALWAYS been happening.

Diseases

I'm sick of all the fake diseases in the world today. Everyone's got some disease, and if you ain't got one ... then wait. Soon the medical field will find one for you and make a pill for it. It's all such bull shit people, any ache or pain isn't an ache or pain these days, it's a disease, or a syndrome. I say let me smack you upside the face with a baseball bat a few dozen times THEN you'll have something to go to the doctor about. He might even diagnose you with Lou Gehrig disease (get it?).

Restless leg syndrome ...... a pill for restless leg syndrome. What in God's name is restless leg syndrome. I think it used to be called a twitch, or a spasm. Now it's a damn disease that you need a pill for. How about that Lunesta crap for getting a full 8 hours rest. I say WORK a little bit and you naturally get tired, THEN your body will appreciate a full nights rest. Sorry, sitting in a cubicle for 8 hours is not included in the "WORK" category.

Irritable bowel syndrome, that sound like a fancy way to say "I got a problem taking a shit." and I'm sure there's a pill for it.

Suck it up people, a little pain is good for you. It puts hair on your chest. And if your a woman, it makes your boobs bigger. Quit whining about anything and everything and deal with it. Stop making other people rich on invented crap that's made up just to benefit the medical field.

A coma, now there's something you might want to see a physician about. How about uncontrollably shitting your pants during church? You may need something for that. Or excessive heart attacks while driving a semi down the freeway, you may need to talk to a nurse about this on. Fractured testicle syndrome, that's another good one. Now THESE are things you may need a pill for!!!

Yup, selling sickness is one profitable business to be in.

I have a few "new" diseases that I would like to introduce to the medical field that might help them create another pill and get even richer.

R.O.S.S. Disease - A very serious disorder. ROSS (Random Organ Shutdown Syndrome) disease causes your body to randomly shut down organs in your body for no specific reason. You may be walking down the street and one of your lungs might quit working for awhile. Or driving down the road and you lower intestine my fail on you. How about running a marathon and your uvula quits on you. Well this is what could happen to you if you don't get a pill for ROSS disease.

Testitch - have you ever had the unstoppable ability to scratch your balls? You may be plagued with testitch disease. See your doctor and ask him if testitch medication is right for you.

Vagismell - Got that not so fresh feeling? Do people avoid you when your walking down the street? Do you find yourself alone in the elevator? You may have vagismell. Ask your doctor if you can get a prescription for vagismell (now available in spray or adhesive strips).

Well I'm starting to cross the line a bit now so I guess I'll quit. Hate to offend anyone .. ha ha ha!


Todays RBV:

Genesis 5:5&8 And all the days that Adam live were nine hundred and thirty years; and he died. And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years; and he died.


HOLY CRAP 900 years old !!!! AND NO PILLS ??? How did they do it ?