S.B.S.

S.B.S. - That's the disease I have .. and I love it.

What is SBS? It's a made up, fictitious disease which stands for Speedy Brain Syndrome. I would argue that if I went to the doctor and told him about it, they would certainly find some 'real' problem and diagnose it and give Me some medication for the rest of My life. What kind of solution is that except for the pharmaceutical companies who get RICH off of you??

I've also been stricken with L.B.S. (large belly syndrome), and R.O.S.S. (random organ shutdown syndrome) among others .. but you don't see ME going to the doctor about it!! It's all just silly bullshit because bottom line is I'm just retarded .. plain and simple. But SBS really does have some truth to it!

Basically, SBS means your brain is always going in 100 different directions. Your ALWAYS thinking/wondering about something. Concentrating is very hard to do. To focus on one thing, and keep your attention is very difficult. There is always 10 other things that come into your mind that make you sidetracked. But here's the thing ... I LOVE IT!!

Ever since I got SBS, life has been really interesting. I no longer take peoples word for stuff like I used to. I CONSTANTLY question everything and everyone, and I find that the majority of times .. the majority is full of shit!!! Most of the stuff we do today is just stupid, from how we live, to how we spend, to what we believe.

I spend a great chunk of My life observing and questioning everyone ... EVERYONE!! While your out shopping at Walmart .. I was watching you. When your driving down the road texting on your phone .. I was watching you. When you thought I was listening to you talk about your great career at Christmas dinner .. I was watching you.

All the times I interact with other people, I'm really not all there. Part of Me is there, and I am listening, but My brain is going off on a tangent thinking about bigger things. Mainly that what your talking about is so unimportant, trivial, and stupid. Usually it's complaining about the dumbest shit in life that your whining about .. and one side of My brain is listening to you babble, but the other side is thinking how YOU brought all of your complaints on yourself. I basically link every complaint I've ever heard down to one thing .. human stupidity.

So if having SBS is dangerous, or harmful to a person .. so be it. If they find that SBS shaves 10 years off your life, I say "FINE AND DANDY BY ME!!!". Leave My brain alone .. I love it. Before I had SBS I just wandered around life accepting all the normal things that society deemed acceptable, a robot for the system. Now I walk around defiant of just about anything that comes My way. People say "YES" .. I say "What happens if we say NO?" People say "This is the correct way" .. I say "What happens if we do it THIS way?". It really pisses people off!! But when your convinced that people do the dumbest shit most of the time, you start to feel obligated to question it and try it another way.

By the way, I'm well aware of A.D.D. and other bullshit syndromes that doctors claim are real, but I don't care. If tomorrow I wake up and I have all the symptoms of restless leg syndrome, I'll live with that too!