No Sh*t

No shit! That's the new martial law in the SOL.

With the massive snow melt and the incredible saturation in the ground, our septic tank cannot release fluid to the drain field. We have cut out water drainage to almost nothing until conditions improve.

We have made some drastic changes in the past day or two:


1. No peeing in the house! A great law that would cut our waste water down by as much as 30%. I have been diligently following this procedure LONG before the flood hit. Now, just try to get a woman to follow this! To compensate for the unlawful women in the SOL, I have encouraged the dog to drink out of the toilet, therefore, balancing out the two.

2. Washing dishes in large containers. Yup .. it's soapy water in one container, rinse water in the other. Then when we're done, we dump the water outside. I'm also thinking about replacing every dish with paper or plastic to eliminate washing dishes and instead just burning them when I'm done. You see!! Looking out for the environment! Not wasting valuable water!

3. Clothes washing. We have a 100 foot drainage hose running from the washer outlet all the way out to the trees. Don't worry, we are hardly using any laundry soap, and it's environmentally friendly too.

4. No showering! For Me, this is not a problem at all. I've been preparing Myself for EXACTLY this type of situation, so for Me to go 5-7 days without showering ... NO PROBLEM! As for the women ... go find a friend with a shower!

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Flood Update -

LOL1 has seemed to stop rising, still short of reaching the quonset.

LOL2 has risen another 2.25 inches in the past 24 hours and still is an immediate threat to flooding out the "Main Lane".

There is still some snow to melt off before we can say that the lakes have peeked. We should know more in the next day or two. Don't forget, for continuous up-to-date coverage and updates, please call 1-888-SOL-WATR. Thank you.



The only thing I would ask with all this water in our state is that My public road would overflow and stop any traffic from going by. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT?? That would be great .. not ONE car going by for days! No one comes in .. no one goes out. Hey, kinda like the David Koresh Branch Davidian Compound!! If the public road would only flood .. I could truly start to have complete peace.

And one last thing. If you notice ... I didn't need the national guard, I didn't call Red Cross, I didn't ask for a bailout, I didn't even get on my knees and pray to a mythical God for help! I just sucked it up and dealt with it all by Myself. In fact .. it's been kinda fun!! Trying to save your land and property. Sure beats going to work!! Which is the moral of the story, don't be such pussys America!! Get out and fix your own damn problems! Stop relying on everyone else to solve your dilemmas, be it your water problems, your money problems, or any other problems! Quit being the lazy, spoiled, yuppy, bastards you've become and start doing something for yourself!! AMEN!!

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Todays RBV: Revelation 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.


No more sea!!!!! Oh GOD that would be great right about now ... NO water!!

Wimpy America

Well I'm all cleared out from the snow storm we had. Interestingly enough, the various news outlets had headlines like "Treacherous weather making life difficult" and "We haven't seen a storm this bad in a long time".

Is that right? Huh? Really? I just cleared out a FARMSTEAD with a garden tractor with a snow blade on the front!! That's right, a 14" snow blade on a garden tractor cleared out a FARMSTEAD from the WORST STORM in years!!! I didn't even start up the big tractor .. you know why? I DIDN'T NEED TO! I think the last time I seen a REAL storm, with REAL amounts of snow that was so high that you opened the garage door to a wall of snow was over 20 years ago. But of course, today, we get anything at all and it's just 'horrific'.

I hate to say it, but we don't even know what a storm is anymore. I don't know if it's because of global warming or different weather patterns or what. It doesn't matter .. what matters is the 'pussying out of America' !!! We are becoming the biggest wusses on planet earth!! I could only HOPE that we would get a REAL snow storm and THEN listen to the people bitch. Hell we just got 6 inches of snow and the weathermen made it sound like hell froze over. COME ON PEOPLE!! Go ask your parents what a REAL snowstorm was, THEN look in a mirror in disgust at your pitiful, whiny self.

Here's another thing that proves my point. We have a radio station that plays nothing but Holiday music from Thanksgiving through New Years. And with this music comes a lot of Holiday commercials. One of these commercials goes on about saying "It's better to give than to receive." and "This year we need to give more than ever." and THEN they say .. "It's been a tough year for us all."
Is that right?? It's been a tough year for us all?? How might that be?? Because you were 3rd in line at Starbucks instead of first? Because they didn't have what you needed at the mall? Because your no longer able to afford the extended 'extended' cable package, or you can't afford to get your 5 year old His own cell phone??? Just how the HELL has it been such a tough year for ALL of us?? Hell .. I don't even have a job anymore and life is just dandy!!!!!

Has it been a tough year because people are stupid?? Yeah ... maybe that's it. But how tough is it to be able to do stupid things and then just have it all forgiven by the government? How tough is that? Has it been a tough year because banks loaned money to people who shouldn't have gotten a loan? Has it been a tough year because people are not buying a certain product as much as they used to (like an American car)?? Well tough shit!!! Maybe if you 'Union' pricks wouldn't be getting 45 bucks an hour to make a car, then you could sell them at a more reasonable price. Jesus H. Christ ... $45/hour ... Your assembling a car, not doing brain surgery! THEN, you have your big CEO's fly a private Lear jet to Washington to beg for money (nice touch)!! Has it been a tough year because the stock market is crazy?? Yeah .. this one kills me that's for sure. I just go into a panic attack each time it drops. My whole life just lingers on each and every move you suit wearing yuppies do on wall street. The fact is much to the contrary, the market has been high as a kite and lower than low and my life goes on just like always. Interesting.

JUST HOW THE HELL HAS IT BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR ALL OF US??? I'd like to know!! Truth is .. it hasn't .. Just more bullshit from the media to either make us feel guilty, OR throw some scare tactics at us. Much like church, or the war, or west Nile, or mad cow, or second hand smoke. Same bullshit scare tactics to keep 'you and yours' in line so you conform to the system and don't make any waves. I'd be willing to bet that the people who really did have an apparent 'tough' year .. really don't have a damn clue what a tough year even is!!

And just for clarification, in case your wondering. I don't hate America, I love it. This country is awesome. But I am getting a wee bit ashamed at 'Americans'! It's getting embarrassing on a global level. Don't believe me? Just go ask the rest of the world what they think of us!

So, this Holiday Season, I hope all is well with You and Yours. And I hope that your year isn't to tough and that you get the right color nail polish, and that you can find your tie to match your suit at Macys, and that the bank decides to 'go through' on that loan that your seeking on your Hummer H2. I hate to see any of you 'SUFFER' anymore than you already have.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ......... PUSSIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Todays RBV: James 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.


HERE IS UNDENIABLE PROOF of total horse dung Bible stories!!!!!!!! ONE MAN prayed for no rain, and it didn't rain ANYWHERE on earth for over THREE YEARS!!! What about the poor schmuck who WAS praying for rain??? Like I said ... "It's all bullshit!"

America - Were NOT number 1.

Everyone's heard this "America - We're number 1". You know, at one time that was true. We were number one, but now it's just pathetic to say that. WHY ?? Because we're HARDLY number one anymore. We just become a lazy country who let a lot of other countries pass us by while we weren't looking. Don't get me wrong, I love it here, but it used to be so much better. I also say this knowing that there are PLENTY of places that are ALOT worse than here. I'm just tired of everyone thinking that were still number one, because you know what, were not. And unless your going to help get us back on top, then quit acting like it.

I do have some facts to back this up, just so you know I am not pulling this topic out of my ass, which is where I get most of my material by the way.


Education (aptitude results) - 96th

Agriculture growth - 55th

Export growth - 26th

Murders - 24th highest


But it's not all doom and gloom, there are alot of things were doing GREAT at.

Debt - NUMBER 1

CO2 emissions - NUMBER 1

Health care spending - NUMBER 1

Abortions - 2nd highest

Life expectancy - 22nd

Obesity - You guessed it - NUMBER 1

Teen pregnancy - NUMBER 1

Divorce Rate - NUMBER 1

Well, I guess we are number 1 in many areas, I just wouldn't be to proud of them myself. So let's all start buying T-shirts that say "America - were 96th", then I'll start backing you up again.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we are fat, lazy, spoiled people, and it's starting to show in the world statistics.

The sad thing is I doubt it will change. We've grown so accustomed to driving around in our SUV's with our cell phones, and $50,000 Visa limit, we don't care. We are too spoiled to want to change. And what's the worst that's going to happen, you file bankruptcy. Oh my God, however will you live then ?? The government will bail you out of your debt so you can start over with a clean plate. Wow, what horrible punishment for your fiscal irresponsibility. Of course, if you look at our government for spending advice, then I can see how you got in the mess your in.

There is one thing I don't like about America, good people have to bail out deadbeat people. You know what I say? "Eat my NUTS!" YOU got yourself into a mess, YOU get yourself out. If people had to work at solving some problems around here instead of always finding a loophole to weasel out of, then maybe you'd have some moral ethics and guilt to WANT to fix your own problems.

So, America the Great and the beautiful. Yeah, sure. Just not as great and beautiful as it once was, and sadly, probably not ever again.


Todays RBV:

Proverbs 12:24 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.


Hmmm, hard work pays off, but lazy people will never amount to crap. HOLY SHIT !! I AGREE !! Maybe there is a God !