Wimpy America

Well I'm all cleared out from the snow storm we had. Interestingly enough, the various news outlets had headlines like "Treacherous weather making life difficult" and "We haven't seen a storm this bad in a long time".

Is that right? Huh? Really? I just cleared out a FARMSTEAD with a garden tractor with a snow blade on the front!! That's right, a 14" snow blade on a garden tractor cleared out a FARMSTEAD from the WORST STORM in years!!! I didn't even start up the big tractor .. you know why? I DIDN'T NEED TO! I think the last time I seen a REAL storm, with REAL amounts of snow that was so high that you opened the garage door to a wall of snow was over 20 years ago. But of course, today, we get anything at all and it's just 'horrific'.

I hate to say it, but we don't even know what a storm is anymore. I don't know if it's because of global warming or different weather patterns or what. It doesn't matter .. what matters is the 'pussying out of America' !!! We are becoming the biggest wusses on planet earth!! I could only HOPE that we would get a REAL snow storm and THEN listen to the people bitch. Hell we just got 6 inches of snow and the weathermen made it sound like hell froze over. COME ON PEOPLE!! Go ask your parents what a REAL snowstorm was, THEN look in a mirror in disgust at your pitiful, whiny self.

Here's another thing that proves my point. We have a radio station that plays nothing but Holiday music from Thanksgiving through New Years. And with this music comes a lot of Holiday commercials. One of these commercials goes on about saying "It's better to give than to receive." and "This year we need to give more than ever." and THEN they say .. "It's been a tough year for us all."
Is that right?? It's been a tough year for us all?? How might that be?? Because you were 3rd in line at Starbucks instead of first? Because they didn't have what you needed at the mall? Because your no longer able to afford the extended 'extended' cable package, or you can't afford to get your 5 year old His own cell phone??? Just how the HELL has it been such a tough year for ALL of us?? Hell .. I don't even have a job anymore and life is just dandy!!!!!

Has it been a tough year because people are stupid?? Yeah ... maybe that's it. But how tough is it to be able to do stupid things and then just have it all forgiven by the government? How tough is that? Has it been a tough year because banks loaned money to people who shouldn't have gotten a loan? Has it been a tough year because people are not buying a certain product as much as they used to (like an American car)?? Well tough shit!!! Maybe if you 'Union' pricks wouldn't be getting 45 bucks an hour to make a car, then you could sell them at a more reasonable price. Jesus H. Christ ... $45/hour ... Your assembling a car, not doing brain surgery! THEN, you have your big CEO's fly a private Lear jet to Washington to beg for money (nice touch)!! Has it been a tough year because the stock market is crazy?? Yeah .. this one kills me that's for sure. I just go into a panic attack each time it drops. My whole life just lingers on each and every move you suit wearing yuppies do on wall street. The fact is much to the contrary, the market has been high as a kite and lower than low and my life goes on just like always. Interesting.

JUST HOW THE HELL HAS IT BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR ALL OF US??? I'd like to know!! Truth is .. it hasn't .. Just more bullshit from the media to either make us feel guilty, OR throw some scare tactics at us. Much like church, or the war, or west Nile, or mad cow, or second hand smoke. Same bullshit scare tactics to keep 'you and yours' in line so you conform to the system and don't make any waves. I'd be willing to bet that the people who really did have an apparent 'tough' year .. really don't have a damn clue what a tough year even is!!

And just for clarification, in case your wondering. I don't hate America, I love it. This country is awesome. But I am getting a wee bit ashamed at 'Americans'! It's getting embarrassing on a global level. Don't believe me? Just go ask the rest of the world what they think of us!

So, this Holiday Season, I hope all is well with You and Yours. And I hope that your year isn't to tough and that you get the right color nail polish, and that you can find your tie to match your suit at Macys, and that the bank decides to 'go through' on that loan that your seeking on your Hummer H2. I hate to see any of you 'SUFFER' anymore than you already have.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ......... PUSSIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Todays RBV: James 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.


HERE IS UNDENIABLE PROOF of total horse dung Bible stories!!!!!!!! ONE MAN prayed for no rain, and it didn't rain ANYWHERE on earth for over THREE YEARS!!! What about the poor schmuck who WAS praying for rain??? Like I said ... "It's all bullshit!"