Thursday, February 5, 2009

Stay at home Dad.



For all you guys out there who have been told by your wives that YOU wouldn't want to be a stay at home parent because it's harder than a real job, don't listen to them. It's total BULL!! The women are just trying to keep the good life all to themselves.

This lifestyle is easy and fun. I wake up, make sure the oldest kid gets up, make some food, make sure She dressed, school bus comes .... done. Then I make some breakfast for the wife, I even go start the van for Her and bring it to the door, then She leaves for work .... done. The other child wakes up, and the fun starts!

We have all day to play games, go outside, cook, and all that stuff. And here's the cool part .. you involve Her in everything you do. She loves to vacuum, help with dishes, make some food from scratch. All the stuff that is deemed 'work', you have a little helper! Then of course there is the time when She just wants to watch TV for awhile, leaving you total free time to scratch your privates for an hour (or whatever activity you enjoy).

Then after a busy day of so called 'work', the other kid and wife comes home and your back to normal living again. How tough is that?? Yeah, you might have to throw in some dirty clothes and come back to it in an hour when it's done and throw them in the dryer for another hour .. ohhhhhh the torture!!! Then when it's time to fold them, guess what? You got a helper again! It's EASY when you make it FUN for THEM! Not to mention the values that your giving them, and the quality time you spend with them.

Yeah, I tell you, you women are some smart cookies keeping this hidden secret to yourselves for so long. It's almost as good as the whole Bible/Jesus scare tactic .... ALMOST!!!

So all you guys out there, I highly recommend that you swap roles with the wife someday. Just tell Her that you don't think it's fair that She has to spend Her whole life doing the 'hard' job, and that You should be burdened by it for a few years! As for Me, this is the life. And I gladly put on my 2008 tax forms the title of HOMEMAKER after my name ....... I never had it so good!!

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Todays RBV: Revelations 17:17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.


I've NEVER understood this. God is in control of EVERYTHING, but allows Satan to do whatever the He wants to, making it impossible for Man to live a 'clean' life. What kind of stupid, asinine plan is this? It sounds like a bunch of crap .......... oh wait, IT IS!!!

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