Blood Pressure : 129/76 (About the same as last week)
Blood Sugar : 121 (Pissing me off!! Might as well start drinking Mountain Dew again!!!)
Weight : -16 pounds (only a couple pounds this week, oh well, it's better than gaining)
General Demeanor : very good! I mean .... I'm 38 and retired, how bad can it be ???
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Well there you have it. All I have to say is ...........
I HAVE SINNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it's true!! I have fallen from grace and sinned Oh Lord! Please forgive me! One day I just felt like having some Captain Morgan while cutting some tree branches and by God, I mixed it with a Diet Coke!!! WHY?? Because Captain Morgan is not good straight! Then to top it off, I went inside and ate 2 pieces of my Wife's homemade pizza!
THERE .... YOU HAPPY NOW!!! You wanna break me down??? You wanna see a grown man cry??? Well you did just that!!!!!!!
Actually, it would be a lot easier to lie and just say I'm still not eating 'unnatural' foods, so give Me some credit. Also, I am right back to eating 'All Natural' again, just had that one screw up. If you knew Me, you would realize how impressive that is since normally once I screw up ... I say F it, and quit altogether. This time I got right back on the wagon, which is strange for Me indeed.
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Operation tree has resumed again. I swear there must be 4-5 feet of snow between Me and the ground when I'm hauling logs back, but oh well, more exercise! I have completed cutting all the branches and am left with just about 5 feet of stump. However, if you've ever cut a stump with a bow saw you will know that I am hardly done cutting this tree. I have some massive cuts to do yet. I think cutting up the entire rest of the tree was easier than trying to cut up the main trunk.
Operation not leaving the farm is sadly going to come to a close next Tuesday as I have to take my Daughter into town for preschool. But I did make it a total of 30 days without leaving my property!! 30 days with no social contact .. just me and the farm. Well I did have 1 friend and 1 brother show up during that time, but I couldn't really help that other than shooting them with a shotgun as they came up the driveway which didn't seem like a good idea at the time.
Other than that, life is good. I may have to break down and start using butter again. I can't stand it anymore. I'd rather do a self castration than not live with butter! Eating food without butter is like having sex with a sheep .. it just makes no sense!! Yeah, I know, butter IS pretty damn natural .. but I'm a stubborn prick! I think to compensate for giving in to this temptation, I will be required to make my own butter from scratch with some cream and salt. I'll let you know how that project goes when the day comes.
P.S. - Sorry about the big type, the damn thing won't change back to normal!
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Todays RBV: Ecclesiastes 1:7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
Well whad-da-ya-know, the Bible got something right! That Jesus does know His water !!
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