Cut back to bathing only once or twice a week! Yes, I know, it sounds disgusting but it's not (once you get used to it)! Think of the savings:1. You save water from the shower by not using it 5 or 6 times a week.
2. You usually end up wearing the same clothes for a several days. Therefore saving washing clothes to 1 or 2 outfits a week.
3. Think of the savings on the wear and tear on your clothes too. Each time you wash and dry them, your clothes take a beating and they wear out quicker.
4. Savings on shampoo and conditioner. O.K., not much saving there but HEY, every penny counts!5. The longer you go without washing your clothes, the more they automatically start forming to your body ... even before you put them on!
6. The excess body oil that builds up can be used to lubricate your car parts, your door hinges, and just about everything else! It's like WD40 at hand all the time 24/7!! Think about it, next time you open that cabinet and the hinge squeaks, just run your fingers through your hair and waa-laa, problem solved!
7. In the spring, summer, and fall, you eliminate indoor showers all together, as God calls the shots when you need to bathe. That's right, rain! It's free, it's refreshing, and you need to go outside and get naked in your yard next time it happens and start scrubbing. Be the trendsetter on your block this year!
8. Shave your head. If you don't like your hair getting oily, shave it off. That goes for you women out there to. True beauty is on the inside anyway (so they say). Just look at Sinead O'Connor, or Brittney Spears! (O.K. maybe scratch idea #8 off the list, at least for women.)
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Think about it!! At the end of the week your laundry would be 1 pair of pants, 1 shirt, 1 pair of socks, some underwear, and a towel. You can't beat that folks!!! Who likes to do laundry??
I know what your thinking ... PEEEEW! But it's NOT true! Once you start eating all natural, there are no more smells! They just disappear ... REALLY! No body odor, no stinky flatulence, NOTHING! It's like breathing a fresh breath of spring air all day long!!
I also know what your thinking .. my boss would fire Me! GOOD!!! What are you doing working for 'the man' anyway??? IDIOT!!
So get on board and start saving some money spent on stupid stuff like showering. You save money, free up some time, and hopefully get fired from your job. THERE'S NO DOWN SIDE!!
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Todays RBV: Genesis 6:16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.
Yeah, a 450 foot ark and make ONE 18 inch window. HA HA ......... sure, that will be enough Lord! Speaking of foul smells!
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