If your like me, the Bible never really made a hell-of-a-lotta sense. I've been told it's the "Book of Life", or the blueprint on How to Live, or even "God's written word". Well that's all fine and dandy, but it still didn't make any damn sense. I needed a translator just to figure out what the hell it was saying. So, over the years, my Bible knowledge came from 1 hour in church on Sunday. That is IF I was even paying attention to what the man in the Holy Robe was yapping about, and chances are, I wasn't.
Well those days are gone and now that life is half over, I FINALLY found a Bible that I can understand. That speaks to me in plain English, that has pictures to back up what it's talking about. Where the hell was this Bible all my life??? I might be a different person today if I had found this Bible 20 years ago.
Just what am I talking about? "The Brick Testament". Yes ... The Brick Testament ... the Bible, according to Legos !!!
Don't believe me?? Go check it out!
www.thebricktestament.com
NOW you have NO excuse NOT to read your Bible verses! So get busy and do some learning, if your like me, you have a LOT of making up to do. To bad in the end, it's still all myths and folk tales, no matter how you present it.
Todays RBV: 1 Samuel 17:57 And as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him, and brought him before Saul with the head of the Philistine in his hand.
And I always thought Islam was a F-ed up religion with their beheadings and crap. Turns out the Holy Christian Bible kinda says the same thing. SHIT ... one can only conclude that ALL religion is one big stupid pile of dung and has NO place in the world today.
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