Ugly People

All right, you want controversy? I'll give you some. I think ugly people should NOT be allowed to have kids!

Now before you blow your top, hear me out a bit. Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly couple walking down the street with kids? Of course! And what do you see? Ugly kids!! Who wants that? I have the solution.

I say when you reach adulthood (age 18), you go in and get an attractiveness rating. Then after that initial rating you randomly go in and get updates every few years. You will be rated on a scale from one to ten, with one being BUTT ugly and then being HOT! Now, when you marry someone and want to have kids, you need to get to the magic number of 10. Two people divided by 10 is 5, so together, you should NOT be having any kids uglier than a 5! It don't matter how you get to 10, just as long as you get there. You can be a 2 and your spouse can be a 8. OR, you both can be 5's, or both be 10's. Anything ABOVE 10 is encouraged! Nothing would be better than to have a bunch of 20's walking around, that would be awesome!!

Think about it, who wants to be ugly? No one! Think of all the torment and cruelness that ugly kids have to endure in school. They're always being picked on and they never really amount to much since their self esteem has been trampled on all their lives. Let's fix that! Let's eliminate ugly people from the equation. It's a proven fact that ugly people have ugly kids, and good looking people have good looking kids. It just seems like the right thing to do when you really think about it.

By the way, plastic surgery, nip and tucking, and all that other crap do NOT count to increase your attractiveness rating. That's just a way of covering up your ugliness.

I know it seems cruel, but it's really the only RIGHT thing to do. It's what God would want too! And in just in one lifetime, all the ugly people will be gone for the most part so we won't have to worry anymore! Come on, get on board! Let's fix the visually unappealing people once and for all! Amen!


Don't forget to grab an ugly person and have them spade or neutered!

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Todays RBV:

2nd Kings 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


So the Lord sent 2 bears to to rip apart and shred 42 children who were making fun of someone's bald head. Yeah ... our God is an awesome God all right!