Mac N Cheese Festival 2008

Today, Sunday September 14, 2008 is the the inaugural day of the first ever Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Festival in human history.

Why a Mac N Cheese festival? Why not? I'm retarded! It's cool ... OK .... it's unique! Who gives a damn ... I'm just doing it!

We will be serving at least 10 boxes of macaroni in a big pot and cooking it over a open flame. To finish off this meal, we will also be using 5 sticks of butter and 3 cups of milk.

I hope this is the start of something big, nothing would make me happier than to see that next year we would need 20 boxes, then 50, then 500!!! It's the new Woodstock I'm telling you! Down the road I'll have live bands like Lynard Skynard, ZZ Top, CCR, AC/DC and more. We'll have sponsorship from Kraft and huge prizes will be given out. People from around the world will fly in just to take part in the festival. I'll have a huge fireworks show to kick off things and we'll go all night long just eating mac and cheese, drinking beer, and watching the moon come out. Everyone will bring a tent and just camp out, listen to music, and thank the "mac and cheese Gods" for the awesome day. Yeah, I'm a dreamer all right.























But for now, it's just me and a few friends, 10 boxes of Mac N Cheese, a boom box, some horse shoe pits, and 1 reload firework from the last forth of July (Hey, you gotta start somewhere!).

Stay tuned Monday for pics from the activities.



Todays RBV:

Exodus 21:16 And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.

Ahhhh, yes, more dead people in the name of God. This guy is racking up more bodies than all the Rambo movies combined!!