Bottled Water

So you still need proof that a good chunk of the population needs some "ethnic cleansing" for their stupidity? Fine, I give you ........ BOTTLED WATER!

If I would have had a chance to bet a million dollars against the idea that one day everyone would be paying premium prices for water in a bottle, I would have jumped at it in a heartbeat. And I'd be flat broke too!

I would have never guessed in my wild dreams the humans would have ever been stupid enough to pay for something that is next to free. It really amazes me every single time I see bottled water in a convenience store, or Walmart, or where ever. To pay $1.29 for a liter of water ... wow ... there just are no words. To pay ANYTHING for a bottle of water is absurd.

Just what are you people thinking anyway. That your trying to live healthy? That your making the "right" choice by choosing water instead of pop? Well I got news for you, it don't matter what you drink, because your already brain dead! Anyone who pays for something that's already free is clinically brain dead. And for all you "earth heads" who are trying to live "green", think about the billions and billions of plastic bottles your dumping into mother earth.

At least pop actually COSTS something to make!! There are these things called INGREDIENTS in a bottle of pop. I agree, they are not good ingredients by any means, but none the less they are actual ingredients. You see, a bottle of water has NO ingredients but water, which is basically free, therefore, to pay $1.29 for it is total stupidity. Did I explain that to you easily enough? Was that basic enough for you people, or do you need me to go into more detail?

And I believe most of you people out there who drink bottled water are the same people who are always broke, and live paycheck to paycheck, and drive a car that you can't afford, and have 10 credit cards maxed out, and play the lottery in hopes that your dreams will come true. Yup, I do believe there is a link to bottled water buyers and stupid people.

I'm just waiting for the day that "bottled air" becomes available. I keep looking every time I'm in the store for bottled air to be sitting right next to the bottled water, but so far, no luck. But I think it would work. Just put on the label it's "Fresh mountain air direct from the Alps" and sell it for a buck or two and people will buy it. I know it sounds stupid, but you gotta realize, so was bottled water until it exploded into what it is today.

So go ahead, keep paying money for water all you want. Meanwhile I'll be getting my thirst quenched at the water faucet 10 feet away from you for free with a big smirk on my face as I leave the store with more money in my wallet than you.


Please help control the stupid population. Grab the next person with bottled water in their hands and have them spade or neutered.



Todays RBV:

2John 2:7;9 Jesus told the servants, "Fill the jars with water." So they filled them up to the brim. When the man in charge of the banquet tasted the water that had become wine


As you can see, Jesus had this wrong. He turned water into wine. If He had just turned wine into bottled water, He'd be RICH!