Realtors

God do I hate Realtors. Just who the hell do they think they are anyway?

We're having some stupid National Association of Realtors in our town this weekend and everywhere you look is some stupid yuppy all dressed up driving around in their S.U.V.'s drinking their Starbucks coffee trying to impress each other. Some of these morons actually have their vehicles splattered with their name and realty company on it.

I say "WHO GIVES A CRAP?" You sell houses .... good for you! Big frickin' deal. Why do you think you all are God? Every single day there are pictures in the paper of a realtor who did this, or made this "million dollar club" or achieved this sales quota. WHO GIVE A FROGS FAT ASS?? This is just ONE reason I quit reading the paper with the exception of an occasional glance now and then. But sure enough, as I flip through the pages, there they are, REALTORS, bragging about how good they are.

Are you really that special? NO! So you took a few classes and learned how to fill out a couple of forms, big deal. You know there are tons of people selling stuff everyday, you don't see them in the paper, on TV, on the radio. Why? Because they're just doing their job!! That's all. They don't need to brag to everyone and their mother that they sold something, because it's expected of them. Why is it that when a realtor sells something, it's a big deal? Aren't "they" just doing their job? Apparently were all supposed to bow down in their presence because they sold a house, instead of a car, or a pair of shoes, or a Whopper with cheese. I say "Piss on you!", your just doing the same damn thing everyone else is. You don't need notoriety just because you did your job. Your not that special, trust me. Once you start selling icicles to Eskimoes, THEN you can put your damn picture in the paper. But as long as your just selling something that everyone needs anyway .... well .... I'm just not impressed at all.

So all you realtors out there who think your so special just because your able to sell a house, SHUT THE HELL UP, DO YOUR JOB, AND QUIT BRAGGING. No one cares, especially ME!!!





Todays RBV:

Numbers 11:1 And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp.

There you have it. No pissing and moaning! Or the Lord will hear you and burn you alive. Yet another pleasant verse found right there in the pages of the Holy Bible.