Thursday, September 4, 2008

Government Assistance




Ok, it's time to talk about government assistance programs. I do have the solution.

First we need to get our priorities in line by most important to least important. Here is the list from high to low.

1. Food - You don't get it, you die.

2. Shelter - A must to survive in extreme weather

3. Need Utilities - They are heat, electricity, and water.

4. Transportation

5. Non Essential utilities - such as phone, cable, internet, cell phones ....

I could continue the list out further, but for this topic, I don't need to go any further.

Now that we've got our priorities straightened out, lets talk about the assistance rules.
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Food Stamps - If you are in need of food stamps (EBT), you are not allowed to have anything lower than the first 3 essentials on the list. In other words, if you have cable TV, the internet, cell phones, cars, ... then you DON'T need food stamps!!! Food is WAY more important than any of these other things. I you can afford to have these OTHER things, then you can afford your own damn food! This will eliminate you fat worthless deadbeats who sit home and cyberchat with your buddies all day long while chomping down on Dominoes pizza and your 6th Mountain Dew. Get a job you worthless slab of lard!
Also, if you get food stamps in March because you lost your job or something, then you better have a better excuse in April. That's right, food stamps are issued on a "month by month" basis only!! No more riding the system for a year at a time. Change your situation, and change your outcome. In other words, go to work, get off food stamps ... deadbeat!!

Taxes - Here's some changes to taxes that need to happen. One, if you own a home, you pay taxes, end of story. I don't care if your paralyzed, blind, deaf, one leg, one testicle whatever!! If you living in a home, you WILL pay full taxes on it. Two, taxes will be broken down a lot more to make sure that the right people are paying for them. For example, if you have no kids, or your kids are all done with school, you shouldn't be paying taxes for them! On a similar note, if your kids don't ride the bus, you shouldn't be paying taxes either. Only the people who's kids ride the bus should pay for it!! This is just common sense, but today it's all screwed up.

Fuel Assistance- Fuel assistance works just like food assistance. If you own a phone, car, internet, computer and such, then you DON'T get fuel assistance. You need to be really down on your luck to need fuel assistance. Again, this is not a program to let you ride the system to get out of paying bills, it's a system to help you survive temporarily!! And again, this is only good for one month, so get out there and pound the pavement and get a damn job!!

I could go on and on with other assistance programs but I think you get the general idea. We need to stop supporting the notion of people LIVING on the system, and start supporting the idea of prioritizing the system. There are way to many worthless deadbeats out there living pretty damn good, while getting tons of assistance from the government that they don't need.

Don't forget to grab a deadbeat off the street and have them spade or nuetered. Thank you.




Todays RBV:

Deuteronomy 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die

Now this is a great way to bump up the ratings on the show "Cheaters". Go around and catch people cheating not only with a camera, but a shotgun as well!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, by your logic with regard to taxes, given that I don't have a car I shouldn't have to pay taxes for all the road infrastructure? No - that wouldn't make sense, as I am dependent on the road infrastructure for goods and services which I consume. So too are you dependent on having a well educated bunch of children who will be able to do the necessary jobs in the future upon which you (will) rely. Everyone, whether they have children or not, should pay taxes towards educating children.