Is Linsay Lohan Gay?

Is Linsay Lohan Gay? You know what, I hope she is. I really do. I think it's about time we had a "HOT" looking lesbian for once in our lifetimes. I'm sick of hearing about Ellen and Rosie, both of who's faces I wouldn't wash my shoes with.

I mean every REAL lesbian out there is ugly as sin. I think the only reason their gay in the first place is that no man has ever been drunk enough to do them. I mean think about it, just how many beers would it take for you to sleep with Rosie O'Donnel? Here's a pic to help you out!

All the lesbians I've ever known are uhmmmm ... actresses .. yeah, that's what they were. Well I say it's about time we have some visually appealing role models at least. I'm not for the gay lifestyle at all, but if a few "hot" women slip through and make headlines, then HEY, who am I to complain?

On a realistic note, I don't even think Linsay Lohan knows what she is, or who she is most of the time. I think she's one F-d up lady myself. I'm sure her parents are real proud of her. I guess the limelight and money gets to you sometimes. Oh well, luckily there's still 6.234632 billion other people out there.

I don't really get the gay lifestyle. I mean even Linsay Lohan's girlfreind Samantha Ronson looks like a guy. It seems in every lesbian relationship, one person has to be the guy. Well now logic would say, why not just go out WITH A GUY! That's why the lesbians that I SEE are both very cute, attractive, sexy women who just happen to wear high heels while naked on the hood of a '68 Corvette. You see, those are REAL lesbians! Not these fake Ellen's and Rosie's, all they want is to be a man. These woman would be better off having a sex change than declaring themselves a lesbian. I mean why not, they already look like guys, they just need a penis.

So I say Rosie, Ellen, and all you mutts that my dog wouldn't play with, stay in the closet where you belong. Only good looking women can declare being gay, all you other butch, ugly, lesbian wannabe's keep your head in the sand ... no one wants to look at you anyway.

Just a reminder, grab a ugly lesbian and have them spade today .... well nevermind. It's not like their going to reproduce.


Todays RBV:

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


This is obviously and old version of the bible, in the New New NEW King James bible it says "Thou shall not have woman lay with woman, unless of course thou are HOT".