It's my birthday!

You know what pisses me off? People who HAVE to let you know that it's their birthday!

You know the type, people at work who hint around that next week is their birthday. Like "Oh yeah, I would like to get that done, but I'm not sure because it's my birthday." Or, "Yeah, I'm thinking on leaving early tomorrow ... it's my birthday."

Do you honestly think anyone gives a shit?? NO!!! If we did, we would have REMEMBERED your birthday. But as it turns out, we forgot, hence, we couldn't care less! Did you ever happen to think that maybe your not important enough to me to CARE about what your special day is? Now go make a wish and blow yourself you egotistical bastard!

The next person who hints around that their birthday is coming up is going to get a 10 foot piece of rebar shoved up their 1 foot ass. I can't believe people are conceited enough to think that I should care about their birthday. Now quit pissing me off and leave me alone!!


Todays RBV:

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel

Now let us not forget: NO PISSING ON THE WALLS.