Bankruptcies

All right, I'm sick with the flu so I have plenty of time to sit here and type about a BIG topic. Bankruptcies! Not to mention, I'm taking some cough medicine with codeine that expired quite a long time ago, so please forgive the spelling errors and such if I get a little "high".

And before I delve into this topic, I know there is a VERY SMALL percentage of people out there who have legitimate reasons for filing bankruptcy. I repeat, a VERY small percentage. Extreme health crisis's, disasters and such. I'm not talking about YOU. I'm talking about the average everyday deadbeats who spend MORE than they make and KNOW IT! But choose to do NOTHING about it until it's too late, then have the government bail their sorry asses out and receive basically NO punishment for it at all.

You scum sucking worthless deadbeats should be lined up for a firing squad. I cannot believe we as taxpayers, have to bail you worthless deadbeats out when YOU make stupid decisions. You go out and rack up max limits on all your credit cards, buy new cars on payments, go out to eat every night, probably pay for daycare and bottled water, and live a lifestyle twice the size of your income. And you KNOW your doing it!! This didn't just HAPPEN overnight! It's been building up week after week, and month after month. Don't tell me you didn't happen to notice a PATTERN start to develop over time. "Gee, were getting further and further into debt by living this way. What ever shall we do? Oh well, just keep spending I guess." BULLSHIT!! I'm sorry, but it's not MY job to be responsible for YOUR finances.

As always, I have the solution. I say anyone who files for bankruptcy will truly be in dire straits. Because if you do indeed file for bankruptcy, you will loose EVERYTHING. No, you don't get to keep the $20,000 car, No you don't get to keep the $250,000 house, No you don't get to keep the $10,000 boat, No you don't even get to keep the damn satellite dish. Need I remind you .. YOUR BROKE! And NOW you want us to bail your ass out.

I say everything you own shy of the shirt on your back and a used Huffy bicycle gets sold off and you start over in a $5000 trailer. Then we'll see just how bad you need to file for bankruptcy. That's right, you will be giving a beat up, old, white trash trailer to live in, and all your neighbors will be in the same situation as you. They will have all filed bankruptcy at one time as well. Now it's YOUR job to get the hell out of there and get back on your feet and start your financial life over. If you don't, you can continue to live with the peasants on "white trash road". This will definitely encourage you to get your shit together for once.

To recap the scenario: You go to court, file bankruptcy, loose everything you own, get a used 10 speed, get keys to your new home (a trailer), and your on your own. Good Luck!

Doesn't this make more sense? Not only do these deadbeats NOT mooch off the government and cause our taxes to go up, but instead, we take everything they own and sell it and possibly get a tax refund at the end of the year. You see ... it's a win, win situation. You get your debts forgiven, and then your taught a lesson on why not to do it again. In fact that is the second part of my theory. You CANNOT file again! If you didn't learn the first time, chances are you ain't gonna learn the second time. So if you have debt up to your ears and don't know what to do, then don't come crying to the government for help if you already filed in the past because there is NO help for you. Maybe when some men in black trench coats come and break your kneecaps with baseball bats in the middle of the night you will finally learn your lesson.

I guess the bottom line is, were going at this whole problem all wrong. Which is how in America, we go about solving most problems wrong. Were to afraid to offend anyone or have them suffer in the tiniest way. Well I say bullshit, I'm sick and tired of suffering by paying for your bankruptcies so it's YOUR turn to suffer from now on. As an example, if I jump off my roof, I break my leg, if I drive my car into a cement structure, I crack my skull, if I eat 30 pounds of butter in one sitting, I die of a heart attack. And finally, if I spend more than I make, I'm broke and loose everything. You see, when put in perspective, it all makes sense. It's just that too many of you have been suckered into the "bleeding heart liberal" bastards ideas who want it the other way around.

In closing, I ask you, if you know anyone who has filed bankruptcy in the past, please grab them and have them spade or neutered. Thank you.


Todays RBV:

Exodus 6:20 And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years.

Ah ha! Moses was the result of inbreeding, that explains a lot. Now do you people understand why you shouldn't be "doing" your Dad's sister? Next thing you know you'll have a kid who hears voices and comes running down a mountain with stone tablets telling you how to live your life.