WORK SCHMURK!!

Have I mentioned work sucks? Why do we do it.

Today I figured out my "work history" and it ain't good (if you go by todays normal standards that is)!

I started working at age 16 like most everyone. Now that I am just over double that age, I have had 9 different jobs!! And not ONE of them would I really want to go back too. They all had the same thing in common, some worse than others. Bottom line, after a year or two or three ... it's FRICKIN' BORING!! Give me some excitement for the God's sake!

Here is my resume, which by the way, needs extra sheets of paper to complete these days.

Job 1 - 4 years

Job 2 - 2 years

Job 3 - 2 years

Job 4 - 1/2 years

Job 5 - 2 years

Job 6 - 7 years

Job 8 - 2 years

Job 9 - 1.5 years

Job 10 - 1/2 year and counting.

Are you starting to see a pattern? Me too! I figured it out ... if I work into my 60's I'll be expecting to have about 10 MORE jobs until I reach the age of retirement. I think it's safe to say I'm slightly "unsettled" in the world today. And on top of all this, now I have to wonder "WHAT THE F#$% ARE WE DOING HERE!!!" You see ... I used to believe that we all acted nice and went to church and drank Jesus blood, and we went to heaven. But then I grew up! Now I have no clue what the hell is the purpose of being here, which if it's to work at a job and make a living, then life ain't worth it!!!

I mean, who gives a crap that you go and sell something or make something, or advertise something for someone else? What fun is this?? There is always some schmuck at the top getting rich at MY labor! I say SCREW IT ...... were all on our own!! Yup, it's caveman days again! You need food, go kill something. You need to get somewhere? Start walking. You need money? Ahhhhhhhh, got you!!!! There is no need for money in the caveman days!!

This is also a great idea to get rid of a lot of stupid people. You see, stupid people won't survive because they don't have any survival skills! They are too stupid! So I have yet again, created another way to rid the world of stupid people! I know, I'm a genius. I really believe that back in the caveman days, we had a lot less stupid people. You know why? Because they died! They couldn't make it. That's how it should be today! But no, unfortunately if your stupid today, there is probably a government program to help you out for the rest of your life. Want proof? OK! How about food stamps, bankruptcies, government bailouts on all kinds of shit, counselors, psychiatrists, medication for every stupid thing imaginable, "help for the homeless". Need I go on?? Because I could all day!!

I think we've become a bunch of wimpy pussies of human beings today. It's a damn disgrace how spoiled we've become. And I'm not being a hypocrite (like usual), I'm spoiled too. I think we need to thaw out some of the frozen caveman in the glaciers up in Antarctica somewhere and have them show US what it takes to survive!! Trust me, you can learn a lot from a caveman!

Yup, I think technology is cool, I think improvements are nice, I think learning is great. But for some reason, somehow, in many ways ... we've become stupider, lazier, and more useless than ever before. So put all this together, and I don't know what you've got, but it's a big pile of crap and we're all living right in the middle of it. Amen.

Now if you'll excuse me ... I gotta go to work!

Don't forget to help control the stupid population .. have a friend spade or neutered today!


Todays RBV:

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Ha ha, this is just great. One make believe thing talking about another make believe thing. I betcha the Easter Bunny is going to beat up the tooth Fairy next!