Jails

Why do we have jails? All they do is prolong a bunch of stupid people's lives. With all the technology we have with DNA and stuff, we should be able to find out if your guilty pretty damn quick. All we're doing is feeding and housing a bunch of deadbeats at our expense. It's ridiculous!! Prisoners are in for a "life sentence". WHY?? If what they did is so bad, what the hell are they even around for? So we can give them food and shelter at $30,000/year at our expense? Don't make sense to me.

I have a better, simpler, and cheaper approach. If you commit a major crime, such as rape, murder, attempted murder, and such ... and you are found guilty without question, such as DNA, or several witness, then BOOM your dead. Yeah, simple, cheap solution. Hell, a good bullet costs less than a quarter. Now compare that to 30 grand a year for "rehabilitation" (like that works). And for people who do a lesser crime, like DUI, or stealing .... I don't know .. thrust 'em in the kidney with a claw hammer or chop off a hand or something. Just quit making me pay for other DEADBEATS and pissing me off. Find a quicker, cheaper way to deal with stupid people, that's all I ask. I'm so tired of MY money going to help stupid people!

And while these stupid morons are in jail waiting to see if their guilty, give them water and ramen noodles, that's it!! They don't need milk, pop, 5 servings of fruits and vegetables and all that crap. THEY ARE POSSIBLE FELONS .... SCREW 'EM!! And if turns out that you were found NOT guilty, then consider yourself lucky you got to be on a diet for awhile. Well, actually, if you had to spend a couple weeks in jail and then they found you not guilty, I say give them a grand for each day spent. Yeah, why not, they deserve a good compensation for being wrongly accused, not to mention will still be saving tons of money on the "bullet" plan that I came up with. In the long run, we'll still be way ahead on money and it can go back where it deserves to go ... in YOUR pocket!

So jails, should only be used for one thing, to hold people until they are proven guilty or innocent. And hurry the damn process up, find some DNA, get some witnesses and be done with it. Screw the lawyers, we don't need them .. we have DNA. You know what DNA stands for? "Don't Need Attorneys!" That's right, lets eliminate the "middleman" and get right down to business. Quit pissing around and wasting MY money!



Did you know they are still working on some of the 9-11 planners and what to do with them. As in September 11th 2001!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST, 7 years later and these dipshits are STILL alive!!! Have we totally lost our minds?? WOW, JUST WOW. How in the hell do we even function as a society with stupidity like this going on. I say have a raffle and let the winner put a bullet in their heads. You'd raise a lot of money, that's for damn sure. I can't even imagine how these towel heads ADMITTED to taking part in 9-11, and they are still around. The thought cannot even process in my brain. Stupidity has taken over the world I'm telling you. Who gives a crap about a few terrorist in the world, we have a earth wide plague of stupidity raging through the masses!!!

So let's all get on board and fix the criminal justice system by speeding it up and handing out some REAL punishment that will make them think twice before doing the crime. It will not only save us all a lot of money, but eliminate a good chunk of stupid people in the process.

Don't forget, help control the stupid population. Have a friend spade or neutered today!


Todays RBV:

Exodus 22:24 And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.


Moral of the story: Don't piss God off. Oh ................. But He LOVES you!!