Once upon a time.

Once upon a time there was a lady who gave birth to a "miracle" son. You see the baby was never conceived, She just magically became pregnant and had a child on December 25th. The child was called "The son of God". As the child grew up, it began teaching the public about a higher power called "God".That if you lived your life for Him, you would live forever in heaven with His father. He preformed miracles on earth and had disciples who taught His ways. Many people believed this man and followed Him as He was on earth teaching the masses. On the other hand, many people did not believe He was the Son of God and brought Him to justice and had Him crucified on the cross. He died there on the cross, and was buried, but magically, 3 days later He rose up into Heaven and disappeared from the tomb. He now is seated at the right hand of His Father in Heaven until a glorious day when He will return to judge the heavens and the earth.

Now, I ask you, who am I speaking about. I'm willing to bet that 99% of you will say "Jesus Christ". And you'd be right. However, did you know that this story is also pretty much true for Attic of Greece, Krishna of India, Dionysus of Greece, Mithra of Persia, and many, many more self claimed Messiahs back during that time? "WHAT? Who the hell are these people??" Yes, it's true, there were a whole bunch of people who had the same damn story as Jesus did, born of a virgin on December 25th, did miracles, had disciples, was crucified, rose again. What ?? You thought the story of Jesus Christ was "unique"??? HA HA, that's a good one. Do some research and you'll find just the opposite is true. Again, don't take my word for it.

There is also a good reason why all these stories are very similar, but I can't go into it on this blog. That story deserves a day dedicated to itself. For now, just know that there were dozens of "Jesuses" back in the day with the exact same storyline.

So lots and lots of people claimed to be the messiah, and were here with magic powers to bring God's message to the world. Yeah, really gets you wondering don't it. It's really no different than all the idiot cults out there today doing the same thing. Claiming to be Jesus, locking themselves up in a compound somewhere, brainwashing the people, having sex with most of the women. Which leads me to a good point. All this story telling started 1000's of years ago .... AND PEOPLE ARE STILL FALLING FOR IT TODAY!!!! HOLY HEAVENLY SHIT PEOPLE !!!! HOW POSITIVELY, RETARDED, INSANELY, BRAIN DEAD STUPID CAN YOU BE???? STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. I swear, if I could make my letters on this page 20 feet tall, I would do it. I will NEVER stop wondering how stupid people are, I'm finding myself looking at a cow licking an electric fence and thinking he's more intelligent than most humans. Holy crap, the migraines I'm going to get pondering the stupidity of the human race.

And if these people are not CLAIMING to be Jesus, they say they talk to God. People like Pat Robertson, and George Bush. Yeah, that's who we need running our country, people who hear voices in their head telling them to nuke another country. "God told me to do it so it's OK". The world is full of radical religious people causing more problems than I could ever express on this blog. I told myself when writing this blog I would tame down the swearing a bit but FUCK! I just had to type it, sometimes I get so overwhelmed by stupidity, I just need to say FUCK!

So the next time your on your knees at the foot of your bed praying for a miracle of winning the lottery, make sure you specify which person you are indeed praying to. Because whether you believe it or not, there were a TON of messiahs back in the day, all claiming the same bullshit, all of them saying they were the son of God, all of them now dead as a doorknob, just like you and me someday.

With that, please help control the stupid population and have a friend spade or neutered. Thank you.


Todays RBV:

1st Chronicles 4:5 And Ashur the father of Tekoa had two wives, Helah and Naarah.

FINALLY, a bible verse I can agree with. 2 wives ... awesome!! I've seen alot of movies kinda on the lines of 2 wives and it looks pretty good to me.