BOOBS

Ahhhh boobs. Such a fun word to say, and a fun word to spell too. Boobs, tits, honkers, melons, boulders, knockers, and funbags, call them what you will. It's just too damn bad that their main reason is for decoration these days.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about all these people today who choose to give their newborn babies formula instead of breast milk. This truly demonstrates just how stupid people are in the world today. Here we have a perfectly natural, (not to mention free) form of feeding babies during some of the most important time in their lives, and you choose to give them man made powder instead. You people have totally lost it, you really have. I honestly think that HUMANS are the only form of life that would be given a "perfect" choice on something, and they choose to do the dumber thing. I just can't imagine any animal doing something this dumb.

And before I go any further, I know there are ALWAYS exceptions to the rule! YES, I know about you 2% of people out there. I'm NOT talking about you so shut up!! And didn't I tell you people to go play with some gasoline or something?

I'm talking about the people who CAN breastfeed and choose not to. How frickin' stupid is this?? "No thanks, I'll pass on giving my child the best nutrients out there and instead pay 25 bucks for a can of man made powder." Did I mention how stupid people are? Has it really set in? Can you find another species out there as stupid as the human race?

And of course this is only the argument of free breast milk VS formula. We are just assuming that both of them are equal in nutrition. Ohhhhhhh, that is so far from the truth. Lets talk about the proven problems you put your child through because you refuse to give them breast milk. Breast feeding provides better protection against infections, they get sick less, they have less allergies, higher IQ's, and on and on. Benefits to the mother who breastfeed. They are fertile longer, decreased chance of breast, uterine, ovarian cancer, decreased osteoporosis, better weight loss after the birth.

Need I say more?? And to think, there are women out there who CHOOSE to give their kids formula for NO OTHER reason than, "That's what I choose!" I forgot if I mentioned how positively, insanely, ridiculously, incredibly, and outrageously stupid people are. STUPID STUPID STUPID BEYOND BELIEF!!!!!! And of course these children they have are the MOST IMPORTANT thing to them on the the face of the earth. BULLSHIT!!! How could you possibly even fathom saying something like that after choosing to put your kid at risk of a whole slew of health problems from feeding them man made powder. Did I ever mention neutering a good sector of the human race might not be a bad idea??

I would wish all these people who make these insane choices all the things that could possibly go wrong to them, but I can't. I can't because the children would suffer, and THEY didn't make this stupid decision, the parents did. And the kids are too damn innocent to ever wish bad upon. The parents however, I hope die a slow painful crippling death that lasts for about 14 years. That should give me some satisfaction that justice was served.

So for all you mothers out there who made the decision to give your baby formula when you were perfectly capable of giving them breast milk, you truly are the definition of the word "BOOBS"!

Todays RBV:

Genesis 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Did I read this right?? Did Onan just choke his chicken, beat the bishop, whack off .... in front of his brothers wife? You be the judge.