Sunday, August 3, 2008

Vinegar


I think vinegar is the unused "miracle" food that nobody uses. Just think how many times you use vinegar, maybe in a salad, or some other recipe. That's it! But vinegar is an untapped resource I'm telling you. I think you should go to your local grocery store and they should have rows and rows of JUST vinegar! It's the most incredible liquid ever! They should have infomercials selling the million and one uses for vinegar! Every place you stop at from the book store, to hotels, to car dealers, to church confessionals should be selling vinegar.

Look at all these uses for vinegar.

It helps plants grow by adding it to the soil. But kills grass and weeds when sprayed on them.

Keeps cut flowers alive longer

An incredible cleaning agent.

Removes pet stains and odors

Keeps ants away

Remove skunk odor from your pet

Keeps cats away from stuff

Polish chrome

Clean rust

Keeps windows frost free

Helps with bee stings

Relieves itching

Relieves sunburn

Helps fight dandruff

Soothe a sore throat

Removes fruit stains

Relieves arthritis

Helps an upset stomach

Prevents lint on clothes

Cleans corrosion in the washing machine, dishwasher, coffee maker ...

Removes grease

Remove perspiration stains

Marinate meats

Kills bacteria

Cleans copper, brass, silver

Good on salads

Disinfects cutting boards

Deodorize the garbage can

Removes soap scum

Removes sticky decals and bumper stickers

Loosens old glue

Cures heartburn

HOLY CRAP!!!!! THE LIST IS ENDLESS. Why doesn't every household have 500 gallons of this at all times?? Why don't we have 2 faucets at each sink?? One for water, one for vinegar?? How can one thing kill stuff, heal stuff, clean stuff, remove stuff, make stuff and destroy stuff???? This stuff is AMAZING!!

I think it's just a matter of time before vinegar:

Is a cheap fuel alternative, cures cancer, removes dingleberries, adds years to tire wear, use as a 50 year varnish on wood, stops wars, reduces global warming, finds God, and answers prayers. Yes, vinegar .. the hidden miracle item that everyone knows about and nobody uses. Go get yourself a few gallons today and start changing your life.

Todays RBV:

1st Chronicles 21:14 So the LORD sent pestilence upon Israel: and there fell of Israel seventy thousand men.


Again, wow! 70,000 men the Lord killed. Hmmmm other names come to mind when reading this verse. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein. Great leaders, one and all. Just like the Lord.

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