Friday, July 4, 2008

Donate Blood






Happy 4th of July. I thought a perfect topic would be donating blood since I'm sure I'll come damn close to blowing off a limb with some homemade concoction that I use to make fireworks even more dangerous.

I hate blood donating banks. What balls these people have to ask me to give them MY blood for free. You know what I say to them ? "Kiss my hairy white nutsack !!" I'll be damned if I'm going to give them something for FREE, and when the day comes that I actually need it, they're going to charge me and arm and a leg for it. I can't believe the gall it takes to get away with what these pricks do. And here's the odd part, PEOPLE DO IT !!

I say you want my blood, show me the money. I know, I know, "it's healthy to give blood, it makes your body make new blood". Well I say I'd rather have old, gross, diseased blood in my body than give it to you jerk offs for free. Actually I'd rather slit my wrists and let it drip in the toilet for half an hour, then "donate" it to you guys.

There are only 2 possible solutions for donating blood.

1. I give you blood, you give me money. The problem is they will say that all the druggies and alcoholics come in and just donate to support their habits. Fine, then we'll go to solution 2.

2. I give you blood for free, then when I go to the hospital, it's free also. All blood is free from now on, then, and only then will I donate blood.

I have no problem giving blood to help some poor guy out. I have a huge problem with the medical field charging someone for something that I GAVE them. As you may know, the medical field isn't exactly hurting for money. Drive by your local doctors or anesthesiologist's house sometime and I think you'll get my point.

So in closing I hope that soon the headlines will read that we are in a nationwide crisis for blood and without a drastic change in the system, many people could lose their lives. Because if it comes to making other people rich at my expense, or dieing because there was no blood to be had, I choose dieing. What the hell, life is kinda boring anyway.

And now todays RBV

Exodus: Chapter 21:20

If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Gotta go now .... need to check out the "slave" sale at the mall. Hear they're having a "buy one, get one" sale.


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