What's your address ?

Lazy putz's who don't have an address on their house, don't get anything. That is today's topic.

I hate people who are too lazy to put up their address on their house. How tough is it to put up 3 or 4 digits on your home ?? I say, if you don't have an address, you don't get mail, packages, pizzas, whatever. I know what your thinking, isn't this already a rule ?? Yes it is, I just wanted to clarify it and set up the story for the people that REALLY piss me off.

You inbreed country bumpkins that think and old rusty mailbox with a faded Box 11, or RR 1, will be sufficient to let me know where you live. You guys are some lazy cousin fondling retards I've met. What decade are we living in ?? RR 1 tells me NOTHING. Box 33 tells me NOTHING, 3215 255th Ave N.E. tell me EVERYTHING.

Get off your lazy rump, or get home from Arizona, go to your local Walmart and spend a dollar on some letters/numbers. I can't believe you missing tooth butt holes think your entitled to get a package out in the middle of nowhere just because you lived there 60 years and EVERYONE knows where you live. Well guess what ? The delivery service MIGHT just have a new employee from time to time pass through their doors and they MIGHT not have a clue who the hell you are. Actually, I don't care if you ARE the postman that has been delivering to them for 40 years. As of right now, STOP IT, until Grandma Saggytits, gets her mailbox updated.

I used to deliver packages for awhile, and it was so fun delivering to you people. I'd look on the map, find which gravel road to take, see that there was only 1 farm within a mile or so, and conclude that your farm MUST be the right one. But when arriving at your approach, I'd see your mailbox from 1902, with a barely readable Box 15 on it, and I drive right by. Then when I got in that night, I'd send your package back because of a undeliverable address, and I'd laugh my ass off all the way home. I hope it was some farm part you needed desperately to get them crops in ... ha .. ha .. ha. Perhaps if you spent 10 minutes during the 6 month "off season" updating that rusty tube you call a mailbox, you might have gotten your package in a timely manner. My guess is that the package just contained a book entitled, "How to marry your daughter, but still love your wife."

And while I'm at it, you cowboy fleabags that actually have the balls to buy a "country mailbox" but are to stupid to put your address on it don't ever deserve to get any mail ever again. Imagine that, they go and spend $50 at a craft show for a hand painted mailbox with the picture of the farmhouse and the golden rows of grain, but they CAN'T spend an extra buck for some frickin' numbers !!! Or even the people who go to the local cow manure store and buy a green mailbox shaped like a John Deere tractor for $70.00, but won't label the damn thing. Not only can't you get mail anymore, but castrate yourself while your at it so you can't pass your "stupid genes" on to the next generation.

And on a last note, you companies that are dumb enough to ACCEPT and address like the ones above, deserve your package returned !! If someone calls you and says they need a part for their combine and tells you to send it to a RR address, your to stupid to be in business. EVERYONE has a 911 address, put down your cousin and get the gears of that rusty thing you call a brain going and use it to it's ability.

So now I've just solved the problem of the post office always raising the price of stamps. Now they don't have to deliver to half the farms out there but they still get paid the postage for the morons who were dumb enough to send a letter out with the address of RR 1, Box 12. Have a nice day.


Todays RBV:

Leviticus 24:16

Anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him.

JESUS H. CHRIST, that sounds kind of harsh to me !!