Put down the damn phone !!!

Why does everyone need a cell phone ??? Don't get me wrong, I have one, but it's my main phone. I don't have a regular house phone. I'm just wondering why everyone feels the need to talk to everyone at all times. What ever happened to buying groceries while we're buying groceries, or driving when we're driving. Or just sitting at home quietly instead of babbling on all day. I've always thought quietness and privacy were a pretty cool thing. Why do we feel the need that anyone can get a hold of us at anytime of day, anywhere. I guess I'm the odd ball.

It's weird to think of how backwards we seem to be doing things. Before, you had one home phone, one bill ..... simple, easy. Now you got a home phone, a high speed internet line, 3-4 cell phones, calling cards and extra features like caller I.D. , ringtones and whatever else that puts your bill into triple digits. All so you can yack your snapper off 24 hours a day.

And these absolute twits that have the bluetooth headset on. OH MY GOD !!! I don't travel much but I did recently take a plane and did I see the headsets then. At first I didn't know what the hell they were. Honestly, are you that damn busy and important ???? I think not. To walk around the airport with your 3 piece suit, briefcase, laptop, and wireless headset. You look like a frickin' moron .... I really want to tell you that. To have the balls to walk around looking like your SOOOOOOOO much better than me and that every call you get is so important that you just don't have the time to reach into your pocket and use the actual phone. I'm just so happy I didn't turn out like you schmucks.

So every minute of everyday we have millions of people yacking about absolutely nothing, and I'll I ask is one small favor. SHUT THE HELL UP !! I hope that in a few weeks a study comes out that prove that talking on a cell phone for more than 30 minutes a day causes your genitalia to shrivel up like a raisin sitting on a hot parking lot on a 100 degree summer day. I would say that my hopes would be for damage to the brain, but how the hell would we ever be able to tell, your too much of a idiot already.

So put down the phone, shut the hell up, grab on to that thing they call a steering wheel, and pay a little attention to this thing they call life !!!!!!


Todays RBV.

1st Timothy 2
Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.

- Yeah, read this one to your wife next time its "that time of the month".