Time for another installment of Facebook Analogy .. aren't you lucky?!?
I'm still protecting the retarded who write this stuff, but not sure why. Enjoy.
--- is helping ------- make her Valentine box for her party tomorrow. This is always such a creative endeavor! :)
Yeah .. that's good to know. Might I add that if you wouldn't have opened YOUR Valentine BOX a few years ago .. it's possible we wouldn't be reading this stupid shit in the first place!!
------
--- just realized she has crumbs and various assorted sticky things on her shirt. But.....I'm a mom.....I have an excuse! I think.
Speaking of sticky things on your shirt ... it's really a damn shame that your dad didn't squirt some sticking stuff on your moms shirt that fateful night when you were conceived!!!
------
---- is 1 week old today!
Wow .. that's awesome!! I would have NEVER guessed that the baby you kept ranting about in your belly for the last 2 months would actually be a week old EXACTLY 1 WEEK after it was born!!!! What are the fucking odds of that??? Now in 7 more days if she's two weeks old, I'm just gonna start shitin' bricks .. PLEASE keep us posted!
------
--- is going to bed.....night everyone!!! going to rapid city for the weekend cant wait!!!!
It's a 'double whammy' stupidity post!!! Not only did you post the fact that your going to bed (congratulations by the way), but also you threw in a 'little hint' that you want everyone to comment about how lucky you are to be going on a trip because nobody would care otherwise!!
------
--- is surrounded by people receiving good news. :-) Is it my turn now?
What you don't know is that this dumb, spoiled bitch has been trying to sell her other house for 2 years now. And every time (except this one) she has a 'showing', she asks everyone on the internet to pray for her. I'd say she's had a good 30 prayer requests for her now ... one would think you'd find the link between praying .. and prayer NOT working. Hmmmm
Not to mention she's the typical yuppy bitch I've come to HATE. She is constantly living a lifestyle that many of us would dream about. Trip after trip, Florida, Hawaii, Niagara Falls .. entertainment, fine wine, fine dining, concerts ... you name it ... she's doing it, and pretty much on a daily basis. Then she has the balls to complain how hard it is making two house payments. I like to think that if she died a horrific death tomorrow, I would celebrate just a little bit. Is that wrong?
------
*sigh* repeat of last weekend just different teams Friday ~ OT appointment and hockey game Saturday ~ basketball game and hockey game Sunday ~ hockey game *sigh*
This is what I like to refer to as 'self inflicted' stupidity. The stress that people create all on their own and then bitch about it. I'm sure she also thinks that God magically impregnated her with her kids because God has the master plan for her life. Yeah .. it wasn't the fact that a sperm driven penis dove into a swollen hot vagina and spewed out a wad of love snot without protection. YOU CREATED IT ...... YOU DEAL WITH IT!!!! By the way .. no one put a gun to your head and said your kids HAD to be in hockey and/or basketball!!! Shit brick!
*note to self* - "Sperm driven penis" ... it's got a nice 'ring' to it. Could be a sequel to A Purpose Driven Life??
------
I hope I look good Bald, cause I'm going to pull my freaking hair out.
Very similar to the desperate "Tomorrow is my birthday" plea. Just typing a 'teaser' post in the desperation that other people will be forced to ask you what's wrong. Hey .. next time you feel like pulling your hair out and typing it on Facebook, just grab a scissors and plunge it into your throat. This stops the hair from growing.
------
I didn't see it coming, so I didn't duck. I wish I could have seen it coming so it would miss me, but I didn't, now I have it. I have a miserable cold.
Ahhhh tricky tricky tricky!! You may not have seen this, but it's ANOTHER desperate plea for sympathy from people who otherwise would not give a shit. But they put it in a secret little catchy phrase instead!! Probably due to the fact that this person has made so many 'regular pleas' that they needed to evolve it into better ones to get the same attention. PATHETIC!! Go gargle with razor blades .. I heard that works!!
------
Ate dinner, cleaned the living room. Now it is time to start bed time I was going to let them stay up late but I need them to go to bed.
Nothing to say here that hasn't already been said ... just sit back, relax, and watch people getting more pathetic and stupid by the minute.
------
Fellowship of the Hearts Banquet tonight at church...can't wait to have dinner out with my husband and no kids!
Yup ... the number one goal of PARENTS. NOT having the KIDS! Wow.
------
we can find 1,000,000 people who don't believe in Evolution before June
This is just damn scary. Someone I vaguely know has joined a group to find a million people who don't believe in evolution, but instead every living species (possibly a 100 million of them) just magically appeared one day. To be so ignorant to snub his nose at mountains and mountains of evidence from the most intelligent people from all over the globe over the past 150 years without EVER being proved wrong ONCE despite millions of tests. This is why I think we should cancel ALL current government assistance programs and invest in 'forced education courses'. A 1 week mandatory course for each and every American teaching this thing called REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I predict assholes like this will surely be an active participant in the extinction of the human race.
------
tonight's stats: 4 people asking if I was having twins, 9 comments that I'm really big or huge, and 13 people's eyes getting as big as saucers when I mentioned that I'm due in a month. Becoming a hermit sounds more appealing than ever.
tonight's replies: 4 people who thinks the fact that your pregnant is NOT WORTH MENTIONING, 9 comments on your just adding to the 400,000 other crying little shits who will be born any given day, 13 people offering you a coat hanger and a dark alley when you mentioned the fact that you already have 3 OTHER KIDS!!! A swift kick in the stomach sounds more appealing than ever if you ask Me!
-------------------------
And I'll have to quit there for today. Blood pressure has risen to the danger point. Until next time .. you keep typing, I'll keep observing.
No comments:
Post a Comment