The Rock

I have yet another great revelation that just came to mind!

Everyone needs a giant rock (boulder if you will) in their living room!!!

Why is this you ask? Well a rock does a great job of retaining heat. Long after the sun goes down, the rocks on this planet are still giving off heat. How the hell do you think the earth doesn't turn into a massive ice ball at night? Not to mention it's been keeping liquid magma in it's core for billions of years. You see ... ROCKS HOLD HEAT!!

So anyway, you have this big rock in your living room. During the day the sun heats up the rock, and at night the rock radiates FREE heat for you and your family!! Now I know what your thinking. There isn't enough sunlight to heat a rock during the day, nor is it powerful enough rays. Well I already have that covered! You see, on the sides of your windows are mirrors, and those mirrors reflect light onto another mirror. That mirror reflects light in 'concentrated' form, right the the rock in your living room. This heat would be intense, and focused heat. By the time evening comes around, your rock would be a few hundred degrees, you could even use it to cook supper on. And all night long, you would have natural, radiant heat keeping you and yours toasty all night long. And of course your thermostat would never kick in hence saving you money too. This should be listed as a 'money saving tip' as a matter of fact.

So let's all get together and make a big coffee table rock the new trend. Perhaps it could be the 'gift of the year' for Christmas 2010!! Thank you.