Pisses Me off

You know what pisses Me off? Besides everything?

When your at a store and open the door to go in, and some shithead is heading out, and WAITS for you to open the door so after you go in, they sneak through the door that you just opened instead of opening their OWN damn exit door. GOD that drives Me nuts.

I hope I explained that correctly so you know what I'm talking about. If not .. I'll digress. You go to a store .. there's a set of doors (one door for incoming, one for outgoing). As your entering the store, other people are leaving the store. You open the door and walk in .. AND just after your ass clears the door, the outgoing person slides through YOUR door and walks out without any effort at all. HOW LAZY!!

I've actually had people stand there and WAIT for Me to get to the door so they didn't have to physically open a door themselves .. incredible. And for the record .. NO ... they didn't have their hands full of stuff either.

When I see Myself being setup for this con, I'll walk up to the door, open it, then stop! I'll notice some other person attempting to sneak through MY DOOR, and I'll stop right there!! I'll pretend that I might have forgot something in the car and stand there and ponder for a few seconds, therefore FORCING the lazy prick to open their OWN DAMN DOOR!!! I love it, I really do. The split second look on their face of disappointment as their plan is foiled and the actually have to exert the effort to open their own door. Ohhhhh the horrors!!!!

Now to 99% of you out there saying "Why the hell do you let this bother you?", I say SHUT UP, open your own damn door, and quit making My life a living HELL!! Amen.