The last paper towel

You know when you reach that last paper towel on the roll and it kinda sticks to the cardboard? Do you ever feel sorry for it?

Think about that paper towel ... just clinging for dear life to the roll (or it's mommy, as I like to think of it). We come along and ruthlessly rip that dear child from it's mother without a single thought. Did you ever think of the paper towel for a minute?? NO!

Just picture that paper towel yelling ... screaming .. crying it out to it's mother, "MOMMY .. DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY!!" The poor mother clinging on as best she can to hang on to her dear last child! Of course, she is no match for the reckless human that comes along and viciously rips the child out of the mothers grasping grip.

Meanwhile what do you humans get out of it? A few seconds of cleaning power. Just a few seconds of pleasure for you ... in turn for one of the cruelest acts known to man!! YOU PATHETIC SADISTIC PIGS!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU make Me wanna puke!

So make damn sure that next time you reach that very last paper towel ... give it a break would ya? Show some damn compassion for once and let the baby towel go off with it's mother. Come to your senses and spare all the agony for a few seconds of pleasure. Listen to your conscience and do the right thing! Amen.