Nobel Peace Prize

Is it just Me, or is everyone surprised that Barrack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize?

I find this astounding, if not dumbfounding. How in the hell did He pull off winning the Nobel Peace Prize? From hoping? Did He hope for world peace, and so that counts? Is it from going overseas and talking to a few leaders from different countries? Is that all it takes?? I thought getting the Nobel Peace Prize was the result of ACTIONS ... you know .. things that HAVE CHANGED since you altered the course of the world!! What the hell has this guy done? Nothing!!

Now I'm not anti Obama by any means. I didn't care that He went to fight for the 2016 Olympics .. who cares. I don't care if He and His wife go to a movie, or eat a cheeseburger, or drink a beer. WHO CARES!!! I think that He is long on talk and short on results .. that I might say about Him. That might make Him a ... uhmmmm .. typical politician!! Imagine that!

On the other hand, I hate that He bailed out all the cocksuckers who made bad decisions. Oh yeah .. and I hate that He seems to be on a spending spree with money that doesn't exist. And .. I hate that He is growing government, instead of shrinking it. Hmmmmmm, on the other hand, maybe I do hate Him. Oh well .. I kinda hate everyone.

Anyway, since Barrack Obama has won a Nobel Peace Prize for something that He really did NOTHING to get it, I would also like to put up My name for an award for the asking. First of all, I claim that I have a really big dick. I like to talk about My big dick with other people. I also like to brag to My wife just how big My dick really is. Unfortunately, I have a rather petite dick, but since I went around bragging that it's really big .. I think I should get the 'Bigger Dick award'.

And finally, what's the point of having a Nobel Peace Award in the first place. Everyone should know that the only way your going to even have a shot at achieving world peace is to eliminate the one thing that causing all the problems .. RELIGION!!! Amen!