Thursday, March 26, 2009

Moose is loose



This morning I went out and blew some snow. Little did I know that I probably had an observer the whole time.

Say hello to 'Marty'. He's our newest animal that has come to stay awhile at our farm. We didn't notice Him until We took our oldest one to the school bus this morning. If I would have noticed this thing at 5am when I was out I think I would have officially crapped my pants. Holy crap is He huge!!

We did our best to let Him know that He might want to go visit another tree grove that has less activity around it. We tried to scare Him off by our presence, by starting vehicles, and by shooting a 9mm pistol into the air. All attempts failed as He couldn't have cared less.

He seems quite content at sitting by our trees in the bed He made, occasionally getting up and eating a few branches off the trees, and slowly looking around the farm like He has all the time in the world. So I don't think He's going to head out anytime soon, which really makes Me leary to go outside and do things, as last time I checked, those things weight about 1500 lbs and can be quite orney at times.


Well I guess it could be worse ... I could WORK for a living. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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Todays RBV: Revelations 15:21 For in the end times, thy Lord will send thy moose to devour the little ones, and the rivers shall turn red with blood.



OK, OK ... I made up this Bible verse. Hey! Kinda like the whole Bible itself!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE BUT THE MOOSE TOLD ME YOUR FARM IS CLOSED! HU HUG


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State Of Les said...

Now that there is funny.

And that is how we got the name too.