Cabbage is a destructive, evil plant in the world today and should be banned.
Here is some interesting facts on cabbage that I bet you never knew.
- Cabbage causes spirits to build up inside you and when they become fully developed they exit out the bowels to spread their filth to the world.
- Cabbage spelled backwards is Egabbac. Now I don't know what that spells, but it sure looks like the name of a satanic entity.
- If you take the letters in cabbage and give them each a numerical value, as in A=1, B=2, and so on, you will find out that cabbage comes out to the number 21.
- 21 is also called 'Blackjack', which is played in Las Vegas, which is also called the 'SIN CITY'. Coincidence??? I THINK NOT!
- If you divide 21 into 666 (the number of Satan), you get 31.7. Now if you turn your calculator upside down, you will see that it spells LIE. A lie is what Satan is all about!!! Coincidence???? NO WAY!
- 7 + 7 + 7 = 21. So as you can see, cabbage is deceitfully trying to make people think that it is good (777), but in reality from the above fact, you can see that it is a 31.7 (LIE)!!
- Every year cabbage kills more people worldwide than cancer, malaria, and train wrecks put together. You don't know this because the mass media will NOT report this stuff because they are in on the lies and deceit!
- In these tough economic times, more and more people will be planting their own gardens, which in turn will create more and more cabbage. This is exactly what needs to happen in the 'End Times' for Satan to become powerful and take over the world. "A small seed is planted, which will soon grow to proportions that cannot be controlled!"
- Cabbage has 7 letters. Minions has 7 letters. Cabbage will indeed be Satan's minions used to control the world.
- If you fold a cabbage leaf just right, it will show the unruly, foul, face of a demon.
- Purple cabbage has a striking resemblance to the color of human blood. This is how it enters the body and disguises itself to go unnoticed until it's too late.
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As you can see, I have provided undeniable proof that cabbage is out for one reason, and one reason only. To destroy the earth!!!!!
We, the people, need to band together, get the word out, and stop this evil force before it takes root in our society and it's too late!!
Go to you local seed store and purchase all the cabbage packets you can afford. Take them home and sprinkle them with holy water and BURN THEM!!! It's the only way to stop the onslaught of the evil that is to come!! WE THE PEOPLE can stop the EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
Can you please explain cabbage patch dolls. This can not be a good thing eather. Is it a army in the making? Please let me know so I can help get rid of all the doll taht are around our homes. db
I think it's painfully obvious what cabbage patch dolls were. An attempt to expose our kids to the evils of the world while letting them think that it's all fun and games.
It is not an army(as you stated), since it is not REAL cabbage. Just a way to expose the kids at a young age into thinking cabbage is 'cool'.
Do not get me going on sourcrout!!
db
This is all starting to make sense. If you look at the leaves of the cabbage you have... a giant vagina! And did not the person who satrted this whole mess by eating the apple from the devil have a vagina?? AND if the vagina is left unkept it begins to smell like SOURCROUT which then forces a man (at least me) to wack off in his childs cabbage patch dolls! Without a doubt, cabbage is the food of the devil and I bet he has a vagina.
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