Saturday Plans

I have big plans for Saturday. I have no idea how I came up with this or better yet WHY ... I just had this thought, and now I'm excited to do it.

Saturday afternoon, I'm going to take a harmonica, some whiskey, some Red Man Chewing tobacco, and a chair and sit in the sunshine outside and play "Home on the Range" until I get tipsy.

This should be interesting because I don't own a harmonica, just hope the wife can get one for five bucks or something. Not to mention I don't even know how to play it. Nor have I had straight whiskey or Red Man chew in as long as I can remember.

What is making me want to do this? I have NO idea .. maybe there is a God after all. I think maybe this is what my Grandpa's Grandpa used to do while waiting for spring to come to get them crops in, but I'm not positively sure. At any rate, if by some obscure one-in-a-million chance that someone ever says "Have you ever got buzzed while chewing tobacco and playing the harmonica while sitting out in the sun in the middle of winter?" I can say ... "YES, I'VE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!"

Lastly, please ... PLEASE .. no media attention!! I don't need all these cameras on the highway filming my experiences of living on the land. This is a PERSONAL experience, not to be broadcast on Fox 'Breaking News' stories. Go out and cover the war in Israel for Christ sakes and leave me alone!! AMEN


** Speaking of 'Breaking News' - I guess the autopsy has been done on John Travolta's son and they have ruled out Saturday Night Fever!!!!! (Ha ha ha ..... ohhhhhh .... I kill me!)
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Todays RBV: Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.22:10 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.


HOLY CRAPOLA ...... if ANYONE tells you to offer up your child to be killed for your God, it's called a CULT!! Why don't they teach this loving story to kids during Bible school??