Saturday, January 17, 2009

More stupid stuff.


Here's another thing that I think is just plain stupid. Your hot and cold faucets on your sinks.

Why is hot on the left and cold on the right? Doesn't it make more sense to put them in alphabetical order? Shouldn't 'C'old be first (the left), and 'H'ot be next (the right)??? I sure think so! In fact last year I installed a new faucet in our kitchen and I intentionally switched the hot and cold BACK to where they should be. I will continue to do this with any other faucet that needs repairing or replacing. Whoever started putting the hot on the left and the cold on the right needs to be castrated as to not pollute anymore of the world with His/Her stupidity! AMEN!

And speaking of water, here another rule that should be the standard in life. If you use a dish, you wash it! Simple, but effective. Who wants to stand over a sink for and hour or so washing a mound of dirty dishes 3 feet tall? Get yourself a scrubber that stores soap in the handle and when you use a spoon and bowl to have cereal, you need to give them both a quick scrub with soapy water, and let them rinse dry. EASY!! From this day forward it is illegal to take your dirty dishes and just throw them in the sink. Take 15 seconds to clean them up and be done with it! I think I just saved a lot of marriages out there with this advice! And as for getting your kids to follow this ingenious advice, just tell them "When you leave a dirty dish in the sink, God kills a baby puppy!" That seems to do the job.

And for you morons who says your wasting water .... shut up! Your NOT wasting water when you use a small amount for each dish VS. using a whole sink full to do a bunch of dishes, then STILL have the water running to rinse them off also! Nice try! And for those of you who have a dishwasher, sell it! It will take up too much electricity when you convert your house over to battery banks down the road. Sell it and use the money to start building a windmill in your yard!

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Todays RBV: Psalm 103:2 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:103:3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;


Yup, you read it here. From cancer to restless leg syndrome, the Lord heals 'em all. I wonder why God has NEVER cured an amputee however ?? Hmmmmm ......

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can tell that Michelle is working and your are doing the dishes now. You are a domestic goddess!! Now how do I keep my whites white and my colors brite? db

State Of Les said...

If you read correctly, I am NOT doing the dishes, we ALL our doing OUR dishes as they come. You know .. the NON-stupid way of doing it!

And how the hell would I know about keeping clothes clean? I barely take a shower or change clothes once a week!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well you got to get the brown stripe clean once in a while! db