
Meet Natalie Dylan, the smartest woman in the world.
That is not Her real name, but it's irrelevant. She has posted Her virginity for sale on an online auction, and the bids are already up to $3.7 million!!! She has also done a good job covering Her tracks as far as legality goes as She has the auction in Nevada, where prostitution is legal!!
Imagine this ... letting someone have sex with you ONE time for $3.7 million!!! Would I do it ?? YOU BET!!!!! 15 minutes of 'work' for a lifetime of financial freedom??? if this woman did this and then for some obscure reason wanted to marry me, I'd STILL say yes!! Not only for sharing Her vast fortune, but also because She was smart enough to pull this off in the first place. Who cares if She got doinked by ONE guy before She gets married!! In fact, I think that's an IMPROVEMENT over most woman today!
In fact, since I'm on the subject, if there is some ugly, fat, disgusting, slimy, whale of a woman out there who wants ME to have sex with them for $3.7 million, please call, I will be MORE than willing to 'seal the deal' with you! I'd be willing to bet my wife would even give Me the go-ahead on the deal ..... assuming I wear a condom, or two, or three.
So today my hat goes of to Natalie Dylan (or whatever your real name is), for at least today, you are "The Smartest Woman in the World" !!!
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Todays RBV: Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
What??? There's divorce in the Bible ??? I had NO idea ... guess I learned something new for today.
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