Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Nuts and stuff


My nuts are sooooooo cool. Well, actually ALL nuts are cool.

Did you know that your nutsack is a complicated mechanism that regulates the temperature of your little spermy's ? It's true. When their cold, muscles tighten up and suck in the sack to keep them warmer, and when it's hot, the muscles relax and let them hang to cool them off. Also, your sack will tighten up as protection, like when in a fight. Pretty cool stuff huh.

Also, one nut hangs slightly lower than the other one, usually the left one. Go ahead, check it out. I'll wait. This is due to vascular anatomical structure differences on the left and right sides.

So if your bored today, go outside and watch your sack shrivel up like raisin. Then come inside and put a blow dryer on them and they will hang like never before. Have fun !! Life is short.



Todays RBV: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

IT IS NICE TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE A HOBBY! YOU SHOULD BE CHECKING OUT YOUR WIFES PARTS!!! db

State Of Les said...

Ahhhhh my son, you miss the point. The human body is an amazing thing. But have fun playing with your wii wii if you like.

Anonymous said...

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Since you're retired, you don't have anything else to do than play with yourself. Wanker!