Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Good news, bad news.


GOOD NEWS : I think I've figured out what the human body would want for food if it could talk.

BAD NEWS : It's NOT meat !! I LOVE meat !! This sucks for ME !!

GOOD NEWS : My "all natural" eating plan set for January '09 is coming together nicely.

BAD NEWS : It's NOT meat !! I LOVE meat !! This sucks for ME !!

GOOD NEWS : I don't have to get a cow, or pig and have it become a family pet, just to one day have to go out and kill it for food.

BAD NEWS: That means NO meat !! I LOVE meat !! This sucks for ME !!

GOOD NEWS : I "might" still get some hens for eggs. If for nothing else, just for the experience.

BAD NEWS: It's NOT meat !! I LOVE meat !! This sucks for ME !!

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Yeah it's sad but true, everything I researched says that humans are not set up to eat meat. We don't have the teeth, the natural hunting ability, the stomach acid, the digestive tract, the jaw structure, the claws ......... NOTHING !! Nothing matches up ! Every meat eating thing out there has a whole different set up than us. We are the only ones who eat the opposite of what nature says to do.

Sooooo ... I guess, against my own will, and to fulfill my obligations to myself and others, I will be a vegetarian next year. Oh GOD ... it hurts just to say it !!! NO MEAT?? REALLY?? God help ME !! I KNOW I'm going to lose weight, feel much better, stop taking TUMS, and improve my health drastically ........ BUT NO MEAT ?!?!?!? What have I done?? On top of that, I'm eating ALL natural, as in NO pop, NO sugar (as we know it), NO salt (as we know it), even NO Kraft salad dressing for my God Damn pathetic lettuce salad!!!!!!!! ALL natural !! As I've said, "What have I done?"

On the flip side, it does make sense. We eat all this "crap" and call it food, then we go out and get all kinds of over the counter medication to help with the problems we have when we eat it. Only humans could be this stupid. Did you know that about 30% of the people are lactose intolerant to some degree? That's a pretty big number. Only humans can have 1/3 of it's population have trouble drinking milk and not put together the fact that maybe we shouldn't be drinking milk. NO ... we just invent medication to help us digest what our body says that it doesn't want. Hmmmmmm???

But on a different note, it is the LOGICAL thing to do. It's how our bodies are set up to handle food. We ARE foraging creatures, not "chase down your food and grab them with your claws and rip them to shreds with your teeth" creatures. We are NOT set up to eat meat, from catching it, to eating it, to digesting eat. WE, as humans are once again STUPID! If you've read my blog at all, you know just how much I think people are stupid. I'm just surprised at how stupid we really are. Even the simple act of eating we do wrong. I'm not exaggerating much when I say that some days I look at some animals in the wild and think they are smarter than us. It's so weird, man can build machines, and buildings, and genetically mutate things, and head out to the moon. But yet, man hasn't even figured out the most basic things in life yet!! We are, as humans, some strange creatures indeed.

All I can say is that THIS Christmas, I'll be grabbing every single piece of turkey and ham and meatball, and sausage I can get my hands on because in one more month I shall kiss it all goodbye and replace it with some delicious salad with vinegar and honey. Yeah ... I'm pretty much screwed !!



Todays RBV: Leviticus 11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.


YOU SEE!! Even God Himself says it's an abomination to eat animals!! Except for fish that is. What the hell does he got against fish? Aren't fish animals? Just because they aren't furry and cute doesn't mean you should eat them. Good Lord, talk about hypocrites !!!

On another note, isn't it "convenient" to be a Christian. Your BETTER than me because you believe in God, AND you get to pick and choose what you want to believe!! It says right there in black and white NOT TO EAT ANIMALS, but every Christian I know does. PATHETIC !!!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU HAVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT HAVEN'T YOU? DB

State Of Les said...

The only thing I've "been there and done" is working, and I like not working better.