Did you know that if you had some coconut trees and nothing else, you could survive? How do you think Tom Hanks did it in Castaway? But seriously ....
Coconuts are yet another amazing natural product out there in the world.
Check it out :
Coconut water for drinking.
The fibers of the husk can be used for making carpets and rugs.
Coconut tree leaves make great shelter such as roofing.
Coconut oil for moisturizing the skin.
The tree trunk in uncommonly straight so the wood can be used to it's full advantage
for building shelter or even canoes.
The husks and shells are good fuel for burning for heat.
1/2 of a coconut shell makes for a good bird feeder.
Two shell halves make for a good bra.
It makes a great laxative. (I am personal proof of that too.)
Dried coconut leaves can be burned then harvested for lime.
They make great weapons, especially in catapults.
Catch some shrimp and you could have "Coconut shrimp"
Of course, the meat of a coconut can be eaten.
The shells halves can be used for digging.
Coconut oil can be used in cooking.
So there you have it, when all hell breaks loose, make DAMN sure your near a coconut tree and know that everything will be just fine. It's all you really need. In fact, for safety sake, go get some coconut seeds and keep them in your purse or wallet at all times just in case.
<------ That's me (by the way), harvesting fibers from the husks for the up and coming cold months.
Todays RBV: Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
There you have it. If you ain't got a penis, you ain't going to church. It's almost worth it!
7 comments:
WHY WAS THE SKIPPER STILL FAT AFTER ALL THOSE COCONUTS? db
Because He made Gilligan do all the work.
AHH!
I still don't get it. Yeah, the coconut has a lot of uses, but it can't levitate, disappear or even turn into a pineapple so whats so 'magical' about it?
Good point! I guess I've been reading too many Bible verses. You know, magic ... virgin birth ... rising from the dead ... talking snakes ... etc... I will make a note to be more careful of my choosing of words.
But I heard if you put the lime in a coconut and shake it about------
never mind
You can shovel all that sh*t you're full of with the coconut halves.
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