MORE BAILOUTS

WOO HOO!!! MORE deadbeat bailouts!!!


AIG, the auto industry, Citicorp ......... ALL AT MY EXPENSE!!! Sure!!! Why not!! Take my money to fund your needs. I have NO say in it at all I guess.

Oh wait ...... I do have a say!?!?!

Here's my say. SCREW YOU!!!! EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU WORTHLESS, SUFFERING, OVERSPENT, FAILED BUSINESS ATTEMPT EXCUSE OUT THERE!

I've had with these assholes!!!!!!! I'm really getting pissed off. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry who has a business that is in trouble wants to dig into MY pocket for help! Well guess what? Some business ventures make it ... some fail. Welcome to the REAL world. God Damn I hate this government!!!!!!!!!! I told you guys to vote for Ron Paul but NOOOOOOOOOO, You had to keep it with 1 of the 2 "mainstream" guys. Well you know what happens when you always vote for 1 of the 2 "mainstream" guys? You get the SAME shitty results!! Obama is already talking about the bailouts and what to do about them.

So you are the CEO of a major corporation that is going under. You know what? Let it go under. It's supply and demand dammit! If people wanted your product, you wouldn't be in this mess. Taco Johns is hiring you suit wearing, yuppy, SUV driving, lear jet flying, Rolex wearing BASTARD! UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!! I won't come to you with MY financial woes, and YOU don't come to ME with yours! DEAL??

There is only one solution to this. Well actually two but only one will actualy happen.

Solution one. Let everyone collapse and fail and start this country OVER. It's become so lazy and corupt it's getting embarrassing to call us the USA anymore. EVERYONE needs a lesson in suffering I say. Where you don't get a $30,000 car loan right out of high school. Where you don't get credit cards to max out and then yell BANKRUPTCY. Where you actually have to work a while to EARN things in life. Where cash was king and money talked! I wish every single one of you overspent bastards a lifetime supply of dumpster food and the shirt on your back. That's all you deserve! PRICKS!!!

As I said, solution 1 will never happen. Which leaves me with solution 2.

Solution two. Quit my job, take MY money out of MY bank and keep it with the only sound, gaurenteed, institution left. ME! That's the only one I trust with MY money is ME. You think I trust the government? The biggest dumbasses on planet earth with an 11 trillion dollar defecit? Or the banks? You think I trust that they are federally insured, like that means anything?

Nope, the only solution is to be broke. Not in debt broke like all you dickheads out there, but NOT having money in the bank that one day when MY bank goes belly up, so does my hard earned money. So I'm taking MY money and doing what I want with it, which just might be storing it in a hollow tree which is safer than any bank. Then go and make as little money as possible for a living. WHY??? The less we make, the less we pay in to fund worthless overspent bastards out there who need a handout everytime it gets tough. In fact, I think I'll make so LITTLE that I'll be so far below the federal poverty line, that I won't have to pay taxes! At least I'll be happy knowing that my money is not going to help out shithead corporations and deadbeat overspent assholes. I don't NEED to drink Captain Morgan, I'll do just fine making moonshine!

I wish I had the lack of morals to earn less than poverty levels, and then go get my food stamp card, and my government heating assistance, and all the other shit that I'd qualify for. But I can't! You know why? Because I have morals and principles that say it's wrong ... unlike a vast majority of you pricks out there! I can only hope that one day I do apply for these assistance programs so I can just get the money back that I've paid in over the years to fund you deadbeat, lazy, worthless excuses for a human beings.

Maybe ... just maybe, if enough of us take our money out of the banks, it will all collapse and we can start this pathetic country over with values and morals that once took us to the top of the ladder. Oh yeah, I forgot, none of you knows how to have any money IN THE BANK (silly Me). It's a hell of a lot better than the alternative, which is to give every corporate scumbag out there a chance to get more of MY money that they want when they couldn't even make it successful when it was THEIR money. Yeah, great plan there government assholes.

If you need me, I'll be in a 30 foot hole underground waiting for the stupidity to pass.

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Dear Jesus who I love so much. Please let a new law pass that says if your to stupid to figure out to live with the money that you make, or your a big CEO of a corporation that isn't doing well and expects the everyday working man to bail them out, that you will need to line up in a big row at high noon to recieve a free bullet in the back of the head. I'll take care of the rest. Amen.